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by **Homebooby** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:02 am

red37 wrote:Amanda Redman

Same here.... :eyebrow

by **SouthCoastShankly** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:06 pm

Ciggy wrote:Also Brendan Kaye off Family Fortunes apart from the Bolton accent he's lovely.

And Russell Brand is pretty sexy only he's to skinny and an ex junkie so I wouldnt touch his with yours.

Don't you mean Vernan Kaye ciggy??

by **Igor Zidane** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:11 pm

Continueing with the GMTV theme .i had a thing for Ann Diamond when i was about 15. :Oo:

by **burjennio** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:22 pm

waht about the chick form total recall with the 3 boobs (que the "you stole that from Family Guy" Jibes - Im lookin your way Dundalk

)

by **GRAHAM01** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:29 pm

Igor Zidane wrote:Continueing with the GMTV theme .i had a thing for Ann Diamond when i was about 15.

wow i do bow down to you for admitting that one

by **Big Niall** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:55 pm

I'd a crush on smurfett - is that wrong?

by **dawson99** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:07 pm

smurfette was assexual, u never saw donnie darko?

Sean Smith: Beer and pussy. That's all I need.
Ronald Fisher: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Sean Smith: Smurfette?
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, not some tight- :censored:

Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't :censored:

.
Ronald Fisher: That's :censored:

. Smurfette :censored:

all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Ronald Fisher: Okay, then, you know what? She :censored:

them and Vanity watches. Okay?
Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
Sean Smith: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?

by **dawson99** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:09 pm

helena bonham carter

thats normal i hear u say

but even with the make up in planet of the apes i still would

by **Sabre** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:23 pm

This woman is famous? I preffer Ciggy as a blond, plus she's a Liverpool fan

by **Big Niall** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:26 pm

dawson99 wrote:smurfette was assexual, u never saw donnie darko?

Sean Smith: Beer and pussy. That's all I need.
Ronald Fisher: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Sean Smith: Smurfette?
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, not some tight- Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't .
Ronald Fisher: That's . Smurfette all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Ronald Fisher: Okay, then, you know what? She them and Vanity watches. Okay?
Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
Sean Smith: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?

F*ck, I didnt mind fancying a two dimensional cartoon alien life form but the the thought that "she" isn't female is just perverted.

I haven't felt this confused since the twist at the end of the crying game

by **red37** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:28 pm

Sabre wrote:

This woman is famous? I preffer Ciggy as a blond, plus she's a Liverpool fan

You still would...

Mind you - im not one for blondes, in this case i might have made an exception though...but i bet Ms Redman doesn't know about Ciggy's curry sauce!! :wwww

by **Judge** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:56 pm

red37 wrote:
Sabre wrote:

This woman is famous? I preffer Ciggy as a blond, plus she's a Liverpool fan

You still would...

Mind you - im not one for blondes, in this case i might have made an exception though...but i bet Ms Redman doesn't know about Ciggy's curry sauce im about to smear on me bellend!!

by **burjennio** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:59 pm

Marks out of 10, Id give er one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dont shoot

by **burjennio** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:01 pm

The graduate was on ITV last night ,Cant believe how crappy the dialogue was in it for such a famous movie

Great Norks Tho

by **Judge** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:16 pm

Judge wrote:
red37 wrote:
Sabre wrote:

This woman is famous? I prefer Ciggy as a blond, plus she's a Liverpool fan

You still would...

Mind you - im not one for blondes, in this case i might have made an exception though...but i bet Ms Redman doesn't know about Ciggy's curry sauce im about to smear on me bellend!!

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