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by **Judge** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 11:51 am

good morning - just

by **account deleted by request** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:35 am

As anyone else noticed that since Woof turned to the darkside he no longer posts in here, and now Dawson has started to call him Master, I think we have lost our leader. I think he's started to wear a Darth Vader helmet too,both Shanks and Ciggy said Dawson had started breathing heavily when they spoke to him. The rebel alliance is doomed

Return to the light Dawson

by **woof woof !** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:53 am

Just been busy on the Anfield Death Star , whats all this nonesense about me and darth vader ?

by **account deleted by request** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:24 pm

Bloody power cut, electric was off for over an hour.

by **66-1112520797** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:01 am

s@int wrote:Went to the hospital this morning for my usual examination. I was lying on the bed with a camera up my a$$ when one of the nurses asked me did I remember her. It was a nasty moment when I did, I went out with her over 25 years ago. She made a couple of jokes about it being a good thing she didn't bare a grudge, luckily the examination itself was no worse than usual, if slightly more humiliating.

My only thoughts afterwards were, how could she remember me after all that time, and recognise me from where she had been standing as I had my back towards her.

This is the second time I have met an old acquaintance while being examined ,as I met one of my sisters friends on a previous visit. I am thinking of selling tickets for my next "show".

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:05 am

metalhead wrote:
peewee wrote:i just noticed my bad english as well in there babu, i omitted the word 'was'

back to the grammer books now

grammar mate not grammer, unless kelsy grammer has written a book you want me to read

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:44 pm

Started to read the Sissoko thread resurrected by Stu, I didn't get past the first couple of lines before I was in fits of laughter at Mick referring to BANANA instead of Bamaga. Stupid I know, but I just couldn't stop laughing.

by **Woollyback** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:28 pm

s@int wrote:Bloody power cut, electric was off for over an hour.

well that's wigan for ya :rasp

evenin all, haven't been in here for a while. can't believe the head of our escape group was a klinkerhoffen mole all along :angry:

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:35 pm

Woollyback wrote:
s@int wrote:Bloody power cut, electric was off for over an hour.

well that's wigan for ya

evenin all, haven't been in here for a while. can't believe the head of our escape group was a klinkerhoffen mole all along

Wash your mouth out :angry:

I don't live in Wigan I just put that to fool the pie eaters like Red37

I live in Leigh where a pie is a snack not a lifestyle choice.

by **red37** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:43 pm

Widnes lad me. But i dont go on the rooftops about it. If you've been there - you'd know why!

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:52 pm

Shhh Red you've been to Leigh, most of them have'nt heard of it and may think it nice

by **woof woof !** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:39 pm

Woollyback wrote:evenin all, haven't been in here for a while. can't believe the head of our escape group was a klinkerhoffen mole all along

Oh yee of little faith , just keep diggin' while I keep the f'uckers busy.

by **Woollyback** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 12:11 am

wigan: the kind of town that gives slag heaps a bad name

by **Judge** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:54 am

Woollyback wrote:wigan: the kind of town that gives slag heaps a bad name

good morning all

by **account deleted by request** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:37 am

A Somali arrives in London as a new immigrant to England. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr.English man for letting me in this country, giving me free house, free food, free medical care, free education and all wonderful social security benefits!"
The passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am polish."

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in England!"
The person says, "I not English, I am from Croatia."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says,"Thank you for the wonderful England!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Iran, I am not English!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an English?" She says, "No, I am from Iraq!" Puzzled, he
asks her, "Where are all the English people?"
The Iraq lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."

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