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by **account deleted by request** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:34 pm

Ciggy wrote:
s@int wrote:
Emerald Red wrote:A Moon Cup is a swanky tampon.

I've just discovered a new insult to call my mates.

Not only is it swanky, but its washable and re-usable and great if you have a heavy flow...... I walked away with my head down at that point

EEEEEEEEE what kind of a dirty b@stard would use one of those.

Not me anyway

by **account deleted by request** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:56 am

A man lying in hospital with 70% burns.

Doctor says to the nurse "give him 2 Viagras"

Nurse says "Are you sure that will help"

"No" says the doctor "But it will keep the sheets off his legs"

BTW this place is going to the dogs

by **Ciggy** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:21 am

Got a terrible hang over heads burstin :down:

by **babu** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:37 am

peewee wrote:i nearly drowned in a bowl of muesli this morning, i dragged under by a strong current

by **112-1077774096** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:48 am

i just noticed my bad english as well in there babu, i omitted the word 'was'

by **metalhead** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:58 pm

peewee wrote:i just noticed my bad english as well in there babu, i omitted the word 'was'

back to the grammer books now

by **Judge** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 4:34 pm

good late afternoon folks

by **Ciggy** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:56 pm

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH I am bored shitless that is all.

by **Judge** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:16 pm

Ciggy wrote:ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH I am bored shitless that is all.

have a beer

by **red37** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 3:35 pm

Watch LFC tv instead!

They just showed the Liverpool v Marseille tie from 2004. Drogba was all over the place then as well...(so was Kewell)

Christ, it was only 3 years ago - when you see some of these games from the past and the players involved. You really do get a sense of how far we've moved on. (obvious point) but its only when you sit back and examine all the parts that made up the squad, you realise we are a much, much better outfit now.

by **Ciggy** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 3:40 pm

Ive just had one of them horrible shitty days where you feel really down and bored took Aaron to school they where having some mingy party felt like a total outcast, took the post out the mailbox someone had put dogshit in it :glare:

To early for beer judge and I cant drink tonight Aarons got footie at 7.30 tommorrow morning in some town a few miles away.

I just feel choker.

by **Judge** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 3:53 pm

dog poo in your post.... thats bloody awful

if any of your neighbours have dogs, lace some meat with rat poison

by **Ciggy** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:18 pm

Judge wrote:dog poo in your post.... thats bloody awful

if any of your neighbours have dogs, lace some meat with rat poison

They have dog toilets here Al, and its been kids that have done it, if I find out who I'll make them eat it

by **Judge** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:26 pm

Ciggy wrote:
Judge wrote:dog poo in your post.... thats bloody awful

if any of your neighbours have dogs, lace some meat with rat poison

They have dog toilets here Al, and its been kids that have done it, if I find out who I'll make them eat it

are they like this one ?

by **account deleted by request** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:23 pm

Went to the hospital this morning for my usual examination. I was lying on the bed with a camera up my a$$ when one of the nurses asked me did I remember her. It was a nasty moment when I did, I went out with her over 25 years ago. She made a couple of jokes about it being a good thing she didn't bare a grudge, luckily the examination itself was no worse than usual, if slightly more humiliating.

My only thoughts afterwards were, how could she remember me after all that time, and recognise me from where she had been standing as I had my back towards her.

This is the second time I have met an old acquaintance while being examined ,as I met one of my sisters friends on a previous visit. I am thinking of selling tickets for my next "show".

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