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by **Emerald Red** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:09 pm

ckay wrote:I say three pages!

It's all Meow's fault! he started it all. Glad he's gone, these pointless threads were doing my head.

So three pages turned to 1403! :laugh:

by **destro** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:51 pm

An English man is sitting down to a breakfast of Croissants ,Jam and Coffee in Paris when a French man chewing gum comes and sits down next to him, laughs and says to him "I notice you eat all the Croissant, WE just eat the middle save the crusts and send them to England to be made into fresh Croissants and YOU English buy them"

He then says " I notice you eat all the Jam, WE suck the Jam off the seeds, spit them out and send them to England where they are crushed and made into Jam that YOU English buy "

The English man finally snaps and says "What do you do with Condoms once you have used them?" the French man laughs sits back on his chair,blows a huge bubble with his gum then says "We throw them away!" the English man smiles and say "We melt them down and send them to France where You make them into Chewing Gum"

by **account deleted by request** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 9:15 pm

Warning:- never ask what a "Mooncup" is. Believe me you REALLY don't want to know.

by **Woollyback** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 10:34 pm

s@int wrote:Warning:- never ask what a "Mooncup" is. Believe me you REALLY don't want to know.

bl00dy hell

by **babu** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 6:20 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmbsSw81Uww

very weird and a little scary.

by **scouser 'til I die** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:48 pm

S@int, whats a mooncup? I was thinking to myself one day and it came into my head. As your the only one who knows what it is....

by **scouser 'til I die** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:50 pm

babu wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmbsSw81Uww

very weird and a little scary.

the music gives it that little bit more insanity

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:17 pm

scouser 'til I die wrote:S@int, whats a mooncup? I was thinking to myself one day and it came into my head. As your the only one who knows what it is....

If you really want to know, do what I did, go into Boots, pick out the prettiest assistant, give her your best winning smile and ask her.........then shuffle away quietly. I have been married 25 years and I had never even heard of one before, but they were on special offer and not being one to miss a bargain.....

by **Emerald Red** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:20 am

A Moon Cup is a swanky tampon.

I've just discovered a new insult to call my mates.

by **account deleted by request** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:07 am

Emerald Red wrote:A Moon Cup is a swanky tampon.

I've just discovered a new insult to call my mates.

Not only is it swanky, but its washable and re-usable and great if you have a heavy flow...... I walked away with my head down at that point

by **AB's Red Army** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:15 am

9 hours worked without a break or lunch............

by **Judge** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:26 pm

good afternoon all

by **112-1077774096** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:19 pm

i nearly drowned in a bowl of muesli this morning, i dragged under by a strong current

by **112-1077774096** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:20 pm

i went sailing today with my mate, when we at sea a giant hand came out the water, moved from side to side and then went back under the sea. i turned to mate and said "did you see the size of that wave"

by **Ciggy** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:16 pm

s@int wrote:
Emerald Red wrote:A Moon Cup is a swanky tampon.

I've just discovered a new insult to call my mates.

Not only is it swanky, but its washable and re-usable and great if you have a heavy flow...... I walked away with my head down at that point

EEEEEEEEE what kind of a dirty b@stard would use one of those. :no

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