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by **Ciggy** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:19 pm

True AB but I only like to watch Liverpool

by **metalhead** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:58 pm

LFC2007 wrote:Invitation?

I'm sorry, I thought I was the one guilty of being condescending.

LFC2007

by **Dundalk** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:14 pm

PATIENT: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."
DOCTOR: "I've got some cream for that."

by **Dundalk** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:38 pm

by **Judge** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:55 am

good morning all

by **woof woof !** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:13 am

Ciggy wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:questions.

what was the first song ever sung in this thread ?

who sang it ?

who owned the camper van that took Real World fc to Belgium ?

what was the name of Honolulu Bobs ship ?

St Mick owned the camper van,

And Bobs ship was the Slippery Sue

Duno who sang the song tho?

It was supersub with a rendition of YNWA , one word per post :laugh:

F'uckin mods , always trying to up their post count .

by **account deleted by request** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:16 am

Taking of upping post counts, whats happened to our young lothario Dawson? He was on for a while one day last week but I haven't seen him since.

by **babu** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:51 am

s@int wrote:Taking of upping post counts, whats happened to our young lothario Dawson? He was on for a while one day last week but I haven't seen him since.

yeah and i haven't seen Natalie Portman out for a while... wonder if there's a connection? :eyebrow

by **66-1112520797** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:57 am

Found this funny as, so I thought I'd share it with you.

>
> The Penis Story
> >>Â >
> >>Â >
> >>Â > I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
> >>following
> >>Â > reasons:
> >>Â >>
> >>Â > 1. I do physical labor.
> >>Â > 2. I work at great depths.
> >>Â > 3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
> >>Â > 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
> >>Â > 5. I work in a damp environment.
> >>Â > 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
> >>Â > 7. I work in high temperatures.
> >>Â >
> >>Â >
> >>Â > Dear Penis,
> >>Â >
> >>Â > After assessing your request, and considering the arguments
> >>you
> >>Â > have raised, the management denies your request for the following
> >>Â > reasons:
> >>Â >>
> >>Â > 1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
> >>Â > 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief
> >>Â > work period.
> >>Â > 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management
> >>team.
> >>Â > 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often
> >>seen
> >>Â visiting other locations.
> >>Â > 5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
> >>Â > stimulated in order to start working
> >>Â > 6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your
> >>Â > shift.
> >>Â > 7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations,
> >>such
> >>Â > as wearing the correct protective clothing.
> >>Â > 8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
> >>Â > 9. You are unable to work double shifts.
> >>Â > 10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you
> >>have
> >>Â > completed the assigned task.
> >>Â > 11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen
> >>Â > entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking
> >>bags.
> >>Â >
> >>Â > Sincerely, The Management
> >>Â >
> >>Â > 5 reasons not to be a penis...
> >>Â >
> >>Â > 1. You're bald your whole life.
> >>Â > 2. You have a hole in your head.
> >>Â > 3. Your neighbors are nuts.
> >>Â > 4. The guy behind you is an :censored:

hole and...
> >>Â > 5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.

by **account deleted by request** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:28 am

This is a copy of an advert in a Australian Newspaper

Wanted a tall well-built woman with good
reputation , who can cook frogs
legs , who appreciates a good fuc-
shia garden , classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious .

Interested ? Then please only read
lines 1 , 3 and 5 ; still Interested ?
Call me at ...... 850-0327

Was this you Bamaga?

by **66-1112520797** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:16 am

s@int wrote:This is a copy of an advert in a Australian Newspaper

Wanted a tall well-built woman with good
reputation , who can cook frogs
legs , who appreciates a good fuc-
shia garden , classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious .

Interested ? Then please only read
lines 1 , 3 and 5 ; still Interested ?
Call me at ...... 850-0327

Was this you Bamaga?

by **stmichael** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:39 pm

Ciggy wrote:St Mick owned the camper van,

what a tour that was.

i knew we shouldn't have tried to smuggle woof into the country in zarababes knickers.

by **Judge** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:48 am

good morning all

by **AB's Red Army** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:00 pm

Good Mornin'

What do you lot think of this:

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/9949/untitledyx0.png

I've become a bit of a photoshop whore.

by **Judge** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:37 pm

nice one AB, and welcome back also

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