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by **112-1077774096** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:45 pm

red37 wrote:sarcastic-ism

that would be 'sarcasm'

by **dawson99** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:45 pm

im peeweeist i think

by **red37** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:34 pm

peewee wrote:
red37 wrote:sarcastic-ism

that would be 'sarcasm'

..you dont say

Anyway, no 'asm's allowed.

by **Judge** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:58 pm

dawson99 wrote:im peeweeist i think

no personal info please

by **dawson99** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:05 am

well dudes, off to scotland to get drunk...will say goodbye by posting totty in the fit birds zone...laters

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:25 am

Have a great time Dawson and don't eat too much haggis

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:38 am

red37 wrote:
peewee wrote:
red37 wrote:sarcastic-ism

that would be 'sarcasm'

..you dont say

Anyway, no 'asm's allowed.

thats a shame because i just had a spasm

by **red37** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:42 am

A left handed 'jism-spasm'

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:56 am

yes a jism-spasm, but it was right handed with a twist of lime

by **Judge** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:19 am

good morning all

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:30 am

morning alan

by **Judge** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:46 pm

peewee wrote:morning alan

good job your in the suit pete

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 3:08 pm

A nun gets on a bus, which is empty apart from the driver, she says im going to die soon and I've never experienced sex, I cant commit adultery so the man must be single, and I must die a virgin so it will have to be anal. The bus driver fullfills the nuns needs, then feeling guilty tells the nun he is married with three kids. The nun says thats ok, my names Kevin and Im off to a fancy dress party.

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 3:19 pm

Becky was on her deathbed with her husband Jake maintaining a steady vigil by her side.

As he held her fragile hand, his warm tears ran silently down his face,splashed onto her face, and roused her from her slumber. She looked up and her pale lips began to move slightly.

"My darling Jake," she whispered.

"Hush, my love," he said. "Go back to sleep. Shhh. Don't talk."

But she was insistent. "Jake," she said in her tired voice "I have to talk. I have something I must confess to you."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Jake. "It's alright.
Everything's all right, go to sleep now."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Jake. I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father."

Jake mustered a pained smile and stroked her hand.

"Hush now Becky, don't torment yourself. I know all about it," he said.

"You do?" she asked.

"Yes, I do. Why do you think I poisoned you, you c*nt?"

by **Judge** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:30 pm

s@int - Mr cut and paste

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