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by **account deleted by request** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:13 am

Heres one: Two fathers and two sons went fishing. Each caught a fish but they only caught 3 fish. How come?

They were grandfather, father and son.

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:16 pm

scouser 'til I die wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:There is a seven-letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters." What is the word?

therein - the,there, he, in, rein, her, here, ere, therein, herein.

nice one scouser =)

You approach two ladies. One always speaks the truth while the other is a liar. You do not know who is who. You're able to ask only one question. You want to meet the truthful lady. What question do you ask to determine which one is the liar?

by **scouser 'til I die** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:14 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:
scouser 'til I die wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:There is a seven-letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters." What is the word?

therein - the,there, he, in, rein, her, here, ere, therein, herein.

nice one scouser =)

You approach two ladies. One always speaks the truth while the other is a liar. You do not know who is who. You're able to ask only one question. You want to meet the truthful lady. What question do you ask to determine which one is the liar?

You approach both ladies individually and ask them:

"If I ask the other lady if your a lier, would she say 'yes'?"

The one telling the truth would answer yes and the one lying would have answered no. This shows that the truth one would answer yes to make herself look like the lier, and the lying one would have answered no to make herself look like the truth. Of course, because she did this and the other woman answered yes, it points out that the truth woman is telling the truth and the lying woman is lying

If you don't get my analysis, i totally understand because reading back through it i don't either, but i think it's the right answer

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:02 pm

lol actually i do get it haha. you're right

what does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?

by **scouser 'til I die** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 6:32 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:lol actually i do get it haha. you're right

what does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?

Something about: if the rubber breaks theyre both fucked

by **ste123lfc** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:21 am

maypaxvobiscum wrote:what is the only animal with a a-ss-hole in the middle of its back?

A police horse

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 3:49 pm

both answers correct.

*how many newspapers can any woman hold between her thighs?

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:10 pm

*how many newspapers can any woman hold between her thighs?

*what does the receptionist say to those leaving the sperm clinic?

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:34 pm

*what does the receptionist say to those leaving the sperm clinic?

cum again

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 3:32 pm

=) yups. please cum again. anyone wanna try the newspaper one? or give up?

by **scouser 'til I die** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:52 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:=) yups. please cum again. anyone wanna try the newspaper one? or give up?

go on then mayo, i give up, doin me head in

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:36 am

lol
haha ok
1 ''Post'', 2 ''Globes'' and many ''Times''

by **grayghost** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:31 pm

What has a mouth but never talks and runs but never walks.

I think that how it goes.

by **scouser 'til I die** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:32 pm

grayghost wrote:What has a mouth but never talks and runs but never walks.

I think that how it goes.

River?

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:26 pm

scouser 'til I die wrote:
grayghost wrote:What has a mouth but never talks and runs but never walks.

I think that how it goes.

River?

stream?

what english word has the same pronounciation even after u take away 4 of its words?

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