Being in the beach more than two hours is something that I tend to avoid, but this year I'm doing it because I want to have a decent sun tan. Since I'm too white I need very good protection and thus I require time.
By fauna I mean the ooters, you can spot easily an ooter.
* The people from inner Spain think that coming to the beach is like going to war. They bring an enormous beach umbrella, all kind of stuff including gas kitchens which are not allowed in the beach, and of course, since they come to the
sea they buy an enormous plastic boat in order to see their ultimate sailing abilities. The sailing trip often ends up with them in the water or otherwise, but they take far too many space in the beach and there's not much. Is it that difficult to go to the beach with just a bag and a towel?* The english people need to eradicate the sandal with white socks. It really hurts the eye. Also, the english people need to learn to know that sun exposure can lead to bad illness if you don't get protected. I see a dozen english women and men RED AS A CRAB EVERYDAY in the beach. It's pointless since they'll peel and lose the tan anyway, and DANGEROUS. In all fairness, they don't cause much trouble to others and do not take much of space, and are quite clean when it comes to throw rubbish to the correct place, so I'll leave it at that: CAUTION with the sun!!
* But the worst thing are the teenagers, wich apparently need to run and do stupid things to impress the group of equally stupid teenager girls. It's not their shouts, it's that they fill your face with sand as they do their reckless runs.
Not everything is bad, top-less has become an standard and Ive bought a new sunglasses to watch in a cunning way (otherwise my girl might be angry).
Some years ago I could go swimming to the lil island we have in the main beach
in order to find some peace and space, but for my dismay I checked that this year they've prepared often trips with small vessels and it's also equally crowded by tourists. Plus, when I go with my girl I cannot do that.
Anyhow I promised Bad Bob that at the end of the summer I'll have a decent colour in the skin, and despite all the difficulties, I'll achieve it. And I'll send a photo if I make it
Any beach stories there?
) I woke up on the second day looking like the proverbial lobster . Had to spend the rest of the holiday sitting in the shade and never got to take another swim . 
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