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by **metalhead** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:52 am

shanks72 wrote:I been a clever girl today...

I managed to put my hand through the bathroom window...

but it was closed at the time...

Whilst opening the window I pushed on the glass and it just smashed! I don't know my own strength....

Went to work, though...

Handy man, who fixed it, reckoned I was lucky to miss an artery..... so better luck next time guys...

Was gonna give the forum a miss tonight as I'm typing even slower than usual.....but just can't tear myself away....

I'm scared now

but ouuch!

by **stmichael** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:11 pm

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like sh#t."

by **red37** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:00 pm

Anyone know what IIRC means...or woot?

i cant sleep of a night.

by **account deleted by request** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:14 pm

If I Remember Correctly - not a clue what a woot is mate ( wife of outstanding talent? that may be why you can't sleep

)

by **scouser 'til I die** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:22 pm

Woot is an exclamation of joy or excitement, as some may say woo, some - and by some i say people who spend too much time on computers (nerds) say woot instead. I don't think its an abbreviation of something, might be wrong!

by **scouser 'til I die** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:30 pm

definition of woot

by **red37** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:50 pm

Thanks lads.

(IIRC she used to be, once upon a time Saint!)

by **red37** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:15 pm

Get yourselves down the Asda for their Chiili/Cheese dip :nod

Just caned a big bag of them tortillas and the dip - delish!!

by **shanks72** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:28 am

metalhead wrote:
shanks72 wrote:I been a clever girl today...

I managed to put my hand through the bathroom window...

but it was closed at the time...

Whilst opening the window I pushed on the glass and it just smashed! I don't know my own strength....

Went to work, though...

Handy man, who fixed it, reckoned I was lucky to miss an artery..... so better luck next time guys...

Was gonna give the forum a miss tonight as I'm typing even slower than usual.....but just can't tear myself away....

I'm scared now

but ouuch!

by **Judge** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:32 am

good morning all

by **scouser 'til I die** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:05 pm

Afternoon

by **112-1077774096** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:58 am

some freaky images for you

and some pavement art

by **112-1077774096** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:59 am

and try this link, its freaky

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clicky]http://www.neave.com/strobe/]clicky clicky[/URL]

by **woof woof !** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:00 am

That guy (Julian Beever) is amazing , love his pavement art.

by **Judge** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:27 am

good morning all

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