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by **account deleted by request** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:16 am

Mickey Mouse was in the divorce Court trying to divorce Minnie Mouse

Judge: Look here Mickey , I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie.

Mickey (stunned): Why not?

Judge: I have reviewed all the information you gave the court, but i can't give you a divorce just because she has buck teeth

Mickey (exasperated): Your honour! I didn't say she had buck teeth...
I said she was f**king Goofy!

I was saving that joke to cheer you up in case you had lost

by **dawson99** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:19 am

and if id lost that gem would cheer me up? :;):

cheers dude

paddy is in a disco. He asks a girl "how about a dance"
she replies "im on my menstrul cycle"

"great" says paddy "im on my scooter, i'll follow you home"

sorry, not only is it not funny, but also possibly slightly racist. big niall wont be impressed :pirate

by **account deleted by request** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:24 am

Maybe it wouldn't have cheered you up if you had lost, but it may have made our laughing seem less cruel.

by **red37** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:18 am

3 Boiled Egg (dippable)
Half a Loaf (white)
2 Cuppas
3 Cigs (with a patch on for added Hit)

semi decent ruck with the missus....

and a quick scoot round with the f**kin Hoover.

bliss eh.

by **dawson99** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:41 am

sounds good to me red.

im just sat at work punting away and trying to look busy for a few hours :idea

by **metalhead** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:28 am

Anyone seen the Mr.T snickers ad? bloody hilarious that! if you havn't seen it check it

MR.T SNICKERS

by **Judge** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:54 am

s@int wrote:Mickey Mouse was in the divorce Court trying to divorce Minnie Mouse

Judge: Look here Mickey , I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie.

Mickey (stunned): Why not?

Judge: I have reviewed all the information you gave the court, but i can't give you a divorce just because she has buck teeth

Mickey (exasperated): Your honour! I didn't say she had buck teeth...
I said she was f**king Goofy!

I was saving that joke to cheer you up in case you had lost

thats exactly what i said

by **scouser 'til I die** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:35 pm

metalhead wrote:Anyone seen the Mr.T snickers ad? bloody hilarious that! if you havn't seen it check it

MR.T SNICKERS

Quit Your Jibba Jabba

by **metalhead** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:17 pm

scouser 'til I die wrote:
metalhead wrote:Anyone seen the Mr.T snickers ad? bloody hilarious that! if you havn't seen it check it

MR.T SNICKERS

Quit Your Jibba Jabba

Get some nuuuuts!

by **shanks72** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:01 pm

Judge wrote:foxes hate cheap sausages

by **shanks72** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:23 pm

I been a clever girl today... :kungfu:

I managed to put my hand through the bathroom window...

but it was closed at the time...

Whilst opening the window I pushed on the glass and it just smashed! I don't know my own strength....

Went to work, though... :pirate

Handy man, who fixed it, reckoned I was lucky to miss an artery..... so better luck next time guys...

Was gonna give the forum a miss tonight as I'm typing even slower than usual.....but just can't tear myself away....

by **shanks72** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:25 pm

I suppose it's a new way of getting smashed!!

by **woof woof !** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:29 am

shanks72 wrote:
dawson99 wrote:funny how garcia hasnt been on snice the spanking last night by the argies. and he just pm'd me to feck off whitey or something.. love that garcia dude, he rocks... garcia... you rock

You too eh?

I've received an email alert to say a george swindon has just pmd me....(aka garcia...)

The pm is entitled 'whore'....

I'm just resisting opening it at the mo...

Been away for a week , came back to loads of mail but none from "Garcia"

Who is he ? and did I miss anything good ?

by **account deleted by request** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:45 am

It was just Oasis, woof, you didn't miss much. The best thing this week was Rafa dodd taking over the site. 3655 or something, made me laugh anyway

by **woof woof !** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:52 am

I read some of that

at first I thought "Roberts" was the perp .

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