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by **woof woof !** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 5:18 pm

Whenever anybody mentions a Mars bar , I used to think of Marianne Faithfull and the famous "Mick Jagger ate my mars bar" incident from the mid-late 60's (for our younger members Marianne had stuck the mars bar into a very private place) . Now I fear I'll never think of Ciggy without that image in my head . :laugh:

Sorry Cig ,

by **account deleted by request** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 5:22 pm

woof woof ! wrote:Whenever anybody mentions a Mars bar , I used to think of Marianne Faithfull and the famous "Mick Jagger ate my mars bar" incident from the mid-late 60's (for our younger members Marianne had stuck the mars bar into a very private place) . Now I fear I'll never think of Ciggy without that image in my head .

Sorry Cig ,

It was the first thing I thought when I read mars bar. Some very strange people around in the 60's

by **woof woof !** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 5:28 pm

, strange maybe , but with exceptional taste .

by **babu** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 5:32 pm

by **woof woof !** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 5:46 pm

Now you know where the inspiration came from .

by **Ciggy** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:00 pm

woof woof ! wrote:Whenever anybody mentions a Mars bar , I used to think of Marianne Faithfull and the famous "Mick Jagger ate my mars bar" incident from the mid-late 60's (for our younger members Marianne had stuck the mars bar into a very private place) . Now I fear I'll never think of Ciggy without that image in my head .

I never knew that.

Us younger members wernt born then

by **red37** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:34 pm

Ive had personal experience of one of these types of 'rude sugary games' some years back when i was in digs.

An old flame of the time and me were having a quiet night in. Just had our tea - Id made fresh potato cakes with one of them Fray bentos pies and opened a tin of broad beans (yak) to go with em, we had that and washed it all down with a cold bottle of 'Shloer' (or was it Pomagne?) anyhow, halfway through Minder, out pops a Marathon from her bag and the voluptuous bint proceeded to both undo the wrapper with one hand aided by her teeth and slip one of her fingers up inside her frock to pull down what can only be described as the skimpiest pair of bumscratchers to be seen upon the shelves of Primark at the time (this was circa: 1983 mind) Oh, and to those who aren't in the know...Marathon is the correct name for a f**kin' Snickers bar! :no

(same as Opal Fruits is - re: Starburst) and so on and so forth....(f***kin EU and USA)

Anyhow, by this time my eyes were on sticks, not to mention something else shaped of a similar fashion, lurking down south in me strides. :eyebrow

So without further ado, out flayed these two very grabbable thighs, and with a bit of deft manoevering on the couch and with triumphant legs akimbo.....the puddled cow took the choccy bar in one hand and with the other, opened sesame for all the world to see (up until that point in time i had absolutely NO idea where the term 'Black hole of Calcutta' was derived....) However, i was soon to find out!

She then unceremoniously delivered the whole thing straight up there!! Then had the audacity to give me one of 'them' looks, as if to say 'Well? aren't you going to get it back out?"

Too right i was!

Ill not go into detail (any further than i already have) but save to say, it made a pleasant change to be picking bits of peanut out me teeth for half an hour after, instead of the ubiquitous pubes that haunt a man for all his sins. For a penny i will, indeed :wwww

by **woof woof !** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:56 pm

We've all been there Red , but hopefully not with the dirty bi'tch you were lumbered with .

by **Sabre** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:56 pm

They're in the town today. Despite liking ROck a lot, I'm not too much fan of the Rolling Stones. Hope they do not fúck up the grass of the stadium too much. They've reached in one luxury car each.

by **woof woof !** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:05 pm

Sabre, do yourself a favour, if you can get a ticket , go and see them .

They are after all absolute legends. They're not my favourite band but on live performance they just blow you away .

:buttrock

by **Ciggy** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:07 pm

Fray Bentos pie in the tin and a marathon up her hole how romantic :laugh:

by **woof woof !** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:18 pm

Ciggy wrote: Fray Bentos pie in the tin and a marathon up her hole how romantic

Jeezuz , i'm dyin here :laugh:

At least it wasn't marathon in a tin and a fray bentos pie up her hole .

The expression "Crusty Minge " takes on a whole new meaning .

by **Ciggy** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:31 pm

woof woof ! wrote:At least it wasn't marathon in a tin and a fray bentos pie up her hole .

The expression "Crusty Minge " takes on a whole new meaning .

PMSL

Now we know where the term Hairy Pie come from RED 37 invented it

by **red37** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:40 pm

Let it know I know how to treat a woman

by **woof woof !** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:40 pm

Must admit at my age if i met a bird with a beef and onion fray bentos up her flue I'd be made up . Take me teeth out and get stuck in , hopefully she's got some chips stashed somewhere .

(don't anybody mention Mushy Peas :laugh:

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