Got bored at work today and wrote this. See how many you can get. 26 out of 26 gets a special prize*.
A. What is Comic Book Guy’s real name?
B. What religion does Moe Follow?
C. What Colour (specifically) does Marge Dye her hair?
D. What sweet treat does John (The “fruit---No queer! Queer! That's what you like to be called isn't it?”) bring to the Simpson house?
E. What is the name of Fat Tony’s son?
F. What is Apu’s favourite baseball “squadron”?
G. When and why is everything “coming up milhouse!”?
H. Which popular billionaire does Mr Burns briefly want to be as popular as?
I. Which band plays at Otto’s doomed wedding?
J. Which Ice Hockey player does Mrs Krabappel find attractive in the guise of “Woodrow”?
K. Who is an “improvident lack-wit”?
L. What don’t they allow at the holiday resorts that Waylon Smithers frequents?
M. What animal steals Chief Wiggum’s badge?
N. Who do Grandpa and Jasper turn into after dinking Seth and Munchie’s “Organic” juice drink?
O. Who says “By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it, so don't bother pointing that out”?
P. Which animal do Shelbyvillians imitate to mock Springfieldians?
Q. What was Maggie’s first word, and who said it?
R. According to Bart, what is the true meaning of Christmas?
S. What is the name of The Sea Captain’s restaurant?
T. Who does Luigi ask to “give the ugly kid a bowl of the red cr.ap?
U. What was the name of “Grumbling” Abe Simpson’s platoon during the war?
V. What is the name of Marge’s romantic novel?
W. Whose Mother works on a submarine?
X. What is the headline on the first edition of The Lenny Saver?
Y. What code is Homer sick of?
Z. Was that really Michael Jackson?
*- prize is purely metaphysical.