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A. What is Comic Book Guy’s real name?
Jeff Albertson
B. What religion does Moe Follow?
He’s a Snake Handler
C. What Colour (specifically) does Marge Dye her hair?
Blue 52
D. What sweet treat does John (The “fruit---No queer! Queer! That's what you like to be called isn't it?”) bring to the Simpson house?
Cactus Candy
E. What is the name of Fat Tony’s son?
Michael
F. What is Apu’s favourite baseball “squadron”?
The NY Mets
G. When and why is everything “coming up milhouse!”?
When his flood pants keep his legs dry after homer floods the town.
H. Which popular billionaire does Mr Burns briefly want to be as popular as?
Arthur Fortune
I. Which band plays at Otto’s doomed wedding?
Cyanide (a loving tribute to Poison)
J. Which Ice Hockey player does Mrs Krabappel find attractive in the guise of “Woodrow”?
Gordon “Gordie” Howe
K. Who is an “improvident lack-wit”?
Mr Burns (according to his mother)
L. What don’t they allow at the holiday resorts that Waylon Smithers frequents?
Photographs
M. What animal steals Chief Wiggum’s badge?
A duck
N. Who do Grandpa and Jasper turn into after dinking Seth and Munchie’s “Organic” juice drink?
Beavis and Butthead
O. Who says “By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it, so don't bother pointing that out”?
Sideshow Bob
P. Which animal do Shelbyvillians imitate to mock Springfieldians?
Owls (“hoot hoot hoot hoot hoot!!!!!”)
Q. What was Maggie’s first word, and who said it?
Daddy (Dada) and it was said by Elizabeth Taylor
R. According to Bart, what is the true meaning of Christmas?
To celebrate the birth of Santa Claus
S. What is the name of The Sea Captain’s restaurant?
The Frying Dutchman
T. Who does Luigi ask to “give the ugly kid a bowl of the red cr.ap?
Salvatore
U. What was the name of “Grumbling” Abe Simpson’s platoon during the war?
The Fighting Hellfish
V. What is the name of Marge’s romantic novel?
The Harpooned Heart
W. Whose Mother works on a submarine?
Barney’s
X. What is the headline on the first edition of The Lenny Saver?
The truth about Carl: He’s great.
Y. What code is Homer sick of?
The skywriter’s code
Z. Was that really Michael Jackson?
See previous explanation
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