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by **dawson99** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:34 pm

There's this potato, right, and his three daughters are getting married. Daughter number one comes up and says Dad, I'm going to marry King Edward. And dad says wow, brilliant, you have my blessing. And potato daughter number two comes up and say Dad I’m going to marry Jersey Royal. And dad says darling that's wonderful, you have my blessing etc etc.
And potato daughter number three comes up and says Dad, I'm going to marry John Motson. And her dad hits the :censored:

roof. "You will get out of my house and never return," he screams. "So long as you're my daughter you will never marry John Motson, because....................................................

..........he's a common tater."

by **Kharhaz** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:42 pm

Im rapidly going off this forum.......

by **Stu.Murph** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:54 pm

That actually raised a smile... :oh:

by **Roger Red Hat** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:34 am

lol ha ha - cracking joke Dawson, love it! forget these miserable goons, i thought it was top drawer

by **SouthCoastShankly** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:37 am

Good one but I always thought that the best joke ever was -

Jeremy Beadle's got a small penis, but on the other hand it looks quite big

by **Ace Ventura** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:38 am

Borrowed it dawson and sent it to the lads in work, my kind of stupid joke.

by **jonnymac1979** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:05 am

by **66-1112520797** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:38 am

SouthCoastShankly wrote:Good one but I always thought that the best joke ever was -

Jeremy Beadle's got a small penis, but on the other hand it looks quite big

by **Paul C** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:59 pm

A piece of tarmac walks into a bar one day and orders a pint.He shouts to everybody " I'm a piece of M6. 20,000 vehicles an hour use me. I'm really hard".

All the other tarmacs move out of his way.

Soon after another piece of black tarmac walks in. He shouts "I'm a piece of M25 and 40,000 vehicles use me so I'm really really hard".

Again all the others move out of the way.

Soon after another piece of black tarmac walks in but this time it had a green top.

All went quiet. Even the M25 and M6 moved out of the way.

One tarmac didn’t know why so asked M25 ……… " you are really really hard but you moved out of the way"

M25 replied ." yes… I am very very hard but even so I don’t want to get in this tarmacs way"

Why not ?

Well, said the M25, I might be really hard but ……………

That one is a cycle path

by **Sabre** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:08 pm

I oficially can't stop laughing when I see this guy now.

by **jkop** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:04 pm

Go ahead dawson.

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