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by **red37** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:59 am

Anyone tried them new Mars 'Planets' yet?

:eyebrow

nice!!!

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:02 am

What the difference between Clint Eastwood (Dirty Harry) and Anal Sex ?

A. One makes your day and the other makes your Hole Weak

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:07 am

Further to my complaint of no meat on good friday I think I have found a solution :-

A Jewish man moves into a Catholic neighbourhood. Every Friday the Catholics go crazy because, while they're morosely eating fish, the Jew is outside barbecuing steaks. So the Catholics work on the Jew to convert him. Finally, by threats and pleading, the Catholics succeed. They take the Jew to a priest who sprinkles holy water on the Jew and intones:

"Born a Jew
Raised a Jew
Now a Catholic."

The Catholics are ecstatic. No more delicious, but maddening smells every Friday evening. But the next Friday evening, the scent of barbecue wafts through the neighborhood. The Catholics all rush to the Jew's house to remind him of his new diet. They see him standing over the cooking steak. He is sprinkling water on the meat and saying:

"Born a cow
Raised a cow
Now a fish."

by **dward** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:07 am

s@int wrote:Jealousy is so unbecoming in one so young

Only messin with ya.

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:11 am

by **jkop** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:44 am

dward wrote:
s@int wrote:Jealousy is so unbecoming in one so young

Only messin with ya.

So much violence, from such a young man. :down:

by **dward** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:10 pm

jkop wrote:
dward wrote:
s@int wrote:Jealousy is so unbecoming in one so young

Only messin with ya.

So much violence, from such a young man.

by **dawson99** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:35 pm

Was this from sooneone here? a post by Elmarto on another forum, so rubbish it verges on genius

I can't decide which team I hate more Chelsea or ManU, so this title run in is hard to care about. I have utter hatred for both! But begrudgingly I admit that while ManU have been lucky at times they have definitely played the better football. The Pompey game was a cracker, anyone else think Mark Clattenberg had the best Refereeing performance of the season? Chelsea on the other hand have been efficient (meaning boring, negative and LUCKY) and haven't deserved to win 2 titles let alone a 3rd. So I hope ManU wins in the end, although the Pompey result makes things a little more intersting to watch! I really hate Chelsea to the verge of obsession! 9 1-0 wins this season! Jesus, there boring to watch! I like to look at them as the footballing equivalent of the Imperial Empire. Abramovich as The Emperer, Mourinho as Vader, John Terry as Grand Moff Tarkin and Frank Lampard as Jabba the Hut (Although I know technically Jabba has nothing to do with the Empire but he is a fat useless sh!t like Frank, so maybe he's more of a Boba Fett). If Chelsea are the Empire then we are the Rebellion/Jedi order. Rafa is obviously Yoda (much better tactics than this sh!t do our team have), Stevie's got be Luke (he's got to have a high mediclorine count, yeah I hate that sh!t too!), Carra is Han Solo, Crouch is CP30 and Kuyt R2D2 (I hope they form as good a partnership for the rest of the season). I think I'm putting too much thought into this rather sad, geeky metaphor. I'm going to stop now. I do apologise! But my point is Chelsea are pure evil and must be stopped at all costs! Momo is Chewbacca!!!

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:50 pm

If it had a few yay's and more spelling mistakes I would have thought you wrote it Dawson

Who else would know who Grand Moff Tarkin is ?

by **JBG** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:56 pm

dawson99 wrote:Was this from sooneone here? a post by Elmarto on another forum, so rubbish it verges on genius

I can't decide which team I hate more Chelsea or ManU, so this title run in is hard to care about. I have utter hatred for both! But begrudgingly I admit that while ManU have been lucky at times they have definitely played the better football. The Pompey game was a cracker, anyone else think Mark Clattenberg had the best Refereeing performance of the season? Chelsea on the other hand have been efficient (meaning boring, negative and LUCKY) and haven't deserved to win 2 titles let alone a 3rd. So I hope ManU wins in the end, although the Pompey result makes things a little more intersting to watch! I really hate Chelsea to the verge of obsession! 9 1-0 wins this season! Jesus, there boring to watch! I like to look at them as the footballing equivalent of the Imperial Empire. Abramovich as The Emperer, Mourinho as Vader, John Terry as Grand Moff Tarkin and Frank Lampard as Jabba the Hut (Although I know technically Jabba has nothing to do with the Empire but he is a fat useless sh!t like Frank, so maybe he's more of a Boba Fett). If Chelsea are the Empire then we are the Rebellion/Jedi order. Rafa is obviously Yoda (much better tactics than this sh!t do our team have), Stevie's got be Luke (he's got to have a high mediclorine count, yeah I hate that sh!t too!), Carra is Han Solo, Crouch is CP30 and Kuyt R2D2 (I hope they form as good a partnership for the rest of the season). I think I'm putting too much thought into this rather sad, geeky metaphor. I'm going to stop now. I do apologise! But my point is Chelsea are pure evil and must be stopped at all costs! Momo is Chewbacca!!!

If there's anythin' I hate more than fookin Stars Wars its fookin' cheap :censored:

Star Wars' metaphors. :angry:

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:59 pm

JBG wrote:
dawson99 wrote:Was this from sooneone here? a post by Elmarto on another forum, so rubbish it verges on genius

I can't decide which team I hate more Chelsea or ManU, so this title run in is hard to care about. I have utter hatred for both! But begrudgingly I admit that while ManU have been lucky at times they have definitely played the better football. The Pompey game was a cracker, anyone else think Mark Clattenberg had the best Refereeing performance of the season? Chelsea on the other hand have been efficient (meaning boring, negative and LUCKY) and haven't deserved to win 2 titles let alone a 3rd. So I hope ManU wins in the end, although the Pompey result makes things a little more intersting to watch! I really hate Chelsea to the verge of obsession! 9 1-0 wins this season! Jesus, there boring to watch! I like to look at them as the footballing equivalent of the Imperial Empire. Abramovich as The Emperer, Mourinho as Vader, John Terry as Grand Moff Tarkin and Frank Lampard as Jabba the Hut (Although I know technically Jabba has nothing to do with the Empire but he is a fat useless sh!t like Frank, so maybe he's more of a Boba Fett). If Chelsea are the Empire then we are the Rebellion/Jedi order. Rafa is obviously Yoda (much better tactics than this sh!t do our team have), Stevie's got be Luke (he's got to have a high mediclorine count, yeah I hate that sh!t too!), Carra is Han Solo, Crouch is CP30 and Kuyt R2D2 (I hope they form as good a partnership for the rest of the season). I think I'm putting too much thought into this rather sad, geeky metaphor. I'm going to stop now. I do apologise! But my point is Chelsea are pure evil and must be stopped at all costs! Momo is Chewbacca!!!

If there's anythin' I hate more than fookin Stars Wars its fookin' cheap Star Wars' metaphors.

I think you have just made an enemy for life of Dawson now mate

by **dawson99** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 2:04 pm

JBG wrote:
dawson99 wrote:Was this from sooneone here? a post by Elmarto on another forum, so rubbish it verges on genius

I can't decide which team I hate more Chelsea or ManU, so this title run in is hard to care about. I have utter hatred for both! But begrudgingly I admit that while ManU have been lucky at times they have definitely played the better football. The Pompey game was a cracker, anyone else think Mark Clattenberg had the best Refereeing performance of the season? Chelsea on the other hand have been efficient (meaning boring, negative and LUCKY) and haven't deserved to win 2 titles let alone a 3rd. So I hope ManU wins in the end, although the Pompey result makes things a little more intersting to watch! I really hate Chelsea to the verge of obsession! 9 1-0 wins this season! Jesus, there boring to watch! I like to look at them as the footballing equivalent of the Imperial Empire. Abramovich as The Emperer, Mourinho as Vader, John Terry as Grand Moff Tarkin and Frank Lampard as Jabba the Hut (Although I know technically Jabba has nothing to do with the Empire but he is a fat useless sh!t like Frank, so maybe he's more of a Boba Fett). If Chelsea are the Empire then we are the Rebellion/Jedi order. Rafa is obviously Yoda (much better tactics than this sh!t do our team have), Stevie's got be Luke (he's got to have a high mediclorine count, yeah I hate that sh!t too!), Carra is Han Solo, Crouch is CP30 and Kuyt R2D2 (I hope they form as good a partnership for the rest of the season). I think I'm putting too much thought into this rather sad, geeky metaphor. I'm going to stop now. I do apologise! But my point is Chelsea are pure evil and must be stopped at all costs! Momo is Chewbacca!!!

If there's anythin' I hate more than fookin Stars Wars its fookin' cheap Star Wars' metaphors.

or, as yoda would say:

cheap metaphors like i do not :eyebrow

by **JBG** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 2:39 pm

Fookin' Yoda. :angry:

Am I the only person who thinks he's just a wrinkly Kermit the Frog with disgustin' granny hair? :angry:

by **dawson99** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 3:41 pm

woof disagrees with u mate

by **joko** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 3:44 pm

dawson99 wrote:woof disagrees with u mate

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