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[woof woof !]

woof disagrees with u mate

Yeah , c'mon JBG , lets get to it .   

[dawson99]

woof, whos your mate? u all into star wars?

[Feeney]

BREAKING NEWS - Labour Party launches new campain to halt rising teenage pregnancies. Reports state campain cost at £450,000.







   

[jkop]

BREAKING NEWS - Labour Party launches new campain to halt rising teenage pregnancies. Reports state campain cost at £450,000.







   

Nothing like using the back door.

[jkop]

Fookin' Yoda.

Am I the only person who thinks he's just a wrinkly Kermit the Frog with disgustin' granny hair?

Thats one way of describing him   


May the farce be with you.................

[Judge]

good afternoon all

[dawson99]

ello judge me old mucker, hows life?

[Woollyback]

been on the beach this weekend, spring absolutely rocks   there was loads of kids swimming in the sea the mad little feckers, they were all blue & blotchy when they came out but didn't seem to give a sh*t   having a pint sat outside the pub, going out in just a t-shirt, having me shades on, driving with the windows down happy days

[metalhead]

by the way woof today I had crisps dipped in salsa while watching my coloured T.V .

[babu]

Research is ongoing for the reasons, Chinese in particular, feel the need to stand funny when taking a picture. Below are some examples:








Research is continuing, but perhaps its got something to do with Tai Chi.

[red37]

they've all been taking lessons off this fella   

[account deleted by request]

"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.

[babu]

they've all been taking lessons off this fella   

you forget just how funny he used to be. That picture alone made me burst out laughing.

[account deleted by request]

Things could be worse :-

Bad: You can't find your vibrator.
Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.

Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: You're in it.

Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.

Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism.
Worse: As a sacrifice.

Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.

Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: For another woman.

Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: To enter a convent.

Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting.
Worse: She implicates you.

Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: You're arrested.
Worse: By your husband.

Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing camas and has an AK-47.

Good: The secretary said "yes."
Bad: Your wife says "no."

Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: He's gay.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: So did the postman.

Bad: Your children are sexually active.
Worse: With each other.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: Your wife walks in.

Good: You get tickets to the theatre.
Bad: It's performance art.

Good: Your boyfriend's exercising.
Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.

Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas."
Bad: For real.

Good: Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right".
Bad: Your son, that is.

Good: Your daughter's on the Pill.
Bad: She's thirteen.

Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.
Bad: He weighs 350 pounds.

Good: Your son's doing extra credit work.
Bad: Making a sex ed video.

Good: Your uncle leaves you a fortune.
Bad: It's counterfeit.

Good: Your wife bought a porn video.
Bad: Your daughter's the star.

Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex.
Bad: You live downtown.

Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude.
Bad: She's coming home.

Good: Your wife's kinky.
Bad: With the neighbors.
Worse: All of them.

[dawson99]

im sorry to hear you lost your vibrator saint

morning all