Liverpool FC Forum

by **jkop** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:35 pm

s@int wrote:What do you mean old... Like all my jokes I just made it up

by **dawson99** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:55 pm

saint, what DID the big chimney say to the little chimney?

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:57 pm

your too small to smoke (I made that one up as well)

by **Bad Bob** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:14 pm

s@int wrote:15 sailors captured for straying into iranian water
14 men 1 woman
Doesnt take a genius to work out who was reading the f**king map

Quality!

by **metalhead** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:49 pm

Anyone here who invests in the U.S stock exchange have any idea of which highly rated stocks i should invest in? im losing alot of cash!

by **dawson99** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:56 pm

metalhead wrote:Anyone here who invests in the U.S stock exchange have any idea of which highly rated stocks i should invest in? im losing alot of cash!

dont invest in backing horses i want to win...backed 5 in a row that all came 2nd!!!

by **Igor Zidane** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:15 pm

dawson99 wrote:
metalhead wrote:Anyone here who invests in the U.S stock exchange have any idea of which highly rated stocks i should invest in? im losing alot of cash!

dont invest in backing horses i want to win...backed 5 in a row that all came 2nd!!!

There 's a message there somewhere daws.

by **dawson99** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:32 pm

Igor Zidane wrote:
dawson99 wrote:
metalhead wrote:Anyone here who invests in the U.S stock exchange have any idea of which highly rated stocks i should invest in? im losing alot of cash!

dont invest in backing horses i want to win...backed 5 in a row that all came 2nd!!!

There 's a message there somewhere daws.

i know!

whats the message? :rasp

the message is...find a sure thing, and lump on!!!!!

:buttrock

by **jkop** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:20 pm

dawson99 wrote:
metalhead wrote:Anyone here who invests in the U.S stock exchange have any idea of which highly rated stocks i should invest in? im losing alot of cash!

dont invest in backing horses i want to win...backed 5 in a row that all came 2nd!!!

Dont back donkeys !!

by **dawson99** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:40 pm

fricking wish they were dnkeys mate, these things fell over way too much to be considered donkeys!!!

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:24 pm

Two Dylexics walk into a bank

They pull out a gun and shout "AIR IN THE HANDS YOU MOTHERSTICKERS THIS IS A F**KUP"

Sorry Dawson, I know its your keyboards fault really.

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:31 pm

I know how he feels

by **shanks72** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:13 pm

s@int wrote:15 sailors captured for straying into iranian water
14 men 1 woman
Doesnt take a genius to work out who was reading the f**king map

Er...excuse me...

And you would think that 15 men would be able to read a map properly, wouldn't you..... :wwww

typical... :nod

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:24 pm

shanks72 wrote:
s@int wrote:15 sailors captured for straying into iranian water
14 men 1 woman
Doesnt take a genius to work out who was reading the f**king map

Er...excuse me...

And you would think that 15 men would be able to read a map properly, wouldn't you.....

typical...

15 sailors one of whom is a woman. 15 - 1 = 14 men
You would think a woman could have worked the maths out.

typical :rasp

Sorry shanks only joking

by **Woollyback** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:33 pm

i've just mortgaged some mad f*cker for £650,000 :wwww

Liverpool FC Forum

The Real World - The Dog and Gorilla

Who is online