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by **Woollyback** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:48 pm

dawson99 wrote:
Rafa-Dodd wrote:I just had a banging poo. There was a little bit of blood

Thats all for now.

he must have really loved you for that to happen

who, the chilli sauce man at the kebab shop?

by **dawson99** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:50 pm

no, the mr in rafas life dude, he may well have worked in a kebab shop, i did hear he was a hairy fella

by **Rafa D** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:51 pm

Bas.tardo!!!

by **dawson99** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:00 am

u had a reach around tho right rafa ol' buddy... at least u had that right? :laugh:

by **babu** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:06 am

wah whats wrong with this site? Last two days in the morning (my time) its been down.

its forcing me to some actual work, thats not on.

by **Woollyback** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:19 am

so did whats-his-face find his dog? i hardly slept a wink last night for worrying :sniffle

by **babu** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:38 am

Bad Bob wrote:Another gem!

only just saw that, classic.

by **jkop** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:44 am

Bad Bob wrote:
red37 wrote:Bob........are you talking to yourself

Thought I was the only one left. Everyone else is "off"!

by **Judge** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:16 pm

good afternoon all

by **jkop** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:03 pm

Judge wrote:good afternoon all

Good afternoon Judge, and everyone else in this fine forum on this beautiful day.

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:15 pm

15 sailors captured for straying into iranian water
14 men 1 woman
Doesnt take a genius to work out who was reading the f**king map

by **babu** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:17 pm

s@int wrote:15 sailors captured for straying into iranian water
14 men 1 woman
Doesnt take a genius to work out who was reading the f**king map

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:21 pm

A Gypsy wedding ends in a riot.
police end up arresting 20 and they end up in court.
Best man says to judge "Can i explain what happened your honour"
"Carry on" says the Judge
Best man expalins "It is traveller tradition for the best man to have the first dance with the bride, which i did and was dancing very close - suddenly the groom runs towards us and kicks the bride in the fanny"
"Gosh" says the judge "that must have been sore"
"sore" says the best man "It broke three of my f**king fingers"

by **66-1112520797** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:25 pm

s@int wrote:A Gypsy wedding ends in a riot.
police end up arresting 20 and they end up in court.
Best man says to judge "Can i explain what happened your honour"
"Carry on" says the Judge
Best man expalins "It is traveller tradition for the best man to have the first dance with the bride, which i did and was dancing very close - suddenly the groom runs towards us and kicks the bride in the fanny"
"Gosh" says the judge "that must have been sore"
"sore" says the best man "It broke three of my f**king fingers"

S@int. Its an oldy but a goldie

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:31 pm

What do you mean old... Like all my jokes I just made it up

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