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by **Sabre** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:28 am

I must admit something.

The first month here I though Dawson was the girl of the signature.

by **dawson99** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:33 am

s@int wrote:Dawson shatters another illusion. First you say you are tall, now you say you are blonde! I always pictured you looking like Tony Hancock. You write small and dark not tall and blonde!!!

im more like the annoying mate of ricky gervais dude...hehehe
nah, not blonde blonde..i dunno, will send a pic one day...or probably not. its weird how a fair few people hadve said that i write like im short tho

and sabre, no, she was my ex, but i dumped her when she stopped hand washing my y-fronts :pirate

by **account deleted by request** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:45 am

I musn't be very good at guessing what people look like from there writing (a difficult skill) I always imagined Ciggy looked like Morientes because of her sig (crazy I know)

by **112-1077774096** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:47 am

s@int wrote:Dawson shatters another illusion. First you say you are tall, now you say you are blonde! I always pictured you looking like Tony Hancock. You write small and dark not tall and blonde!!!

it worries me saint that you are trying to picture dawson

to be fair i cant even conjour up an image in my head what he looks like, i think he maybe looks like this :alien:

by **kazza 1** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:28 am

Has anyone heard from ciggy this morning?? I'm quite worried about her.

by **dawson99** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:31 am

not me. anyone?
sure shes fine tho

by **Rafa D** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:38 pm

15 Things to do at tesco's while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares..... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And; last, but not least!

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

by **Rafa D** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:39 pm

kazza 1 wrote:Has anyone heard from ciggy this morning?? I'm quite worried about her.

I spoke to Ciggs this morning. I hope she is fine.

She's a lovely girl and does not derserve to be mis-treated in any way.

by **Woollyback** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:44 pm

i always thought dawson looked like this:

by **account deleted by request** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:48 pm

Woollyback wrote:i always thought dawson looked like this:

I think he looks like

only taller

by **Rafa D** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:51 pm

Dawsons grew on me so he reminds me of a tree.

Only a small puny one though :rasp

by **kazza 1** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:52 pm

Rafa-Dodd wrote:
kazza 1 wrote:Has anyone heard from ciggy this morning?? I'm quite worried about her.

I spoke to Ciggs this morning. I hope she is fine.

She's a lovely girl and does not derserve to be mis-treated in any way.

I have since heard from her and shes fine! As you said Rafa, shes a really nice girl and she does not deserve to be treated badly.

by **Rafa D** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:29 pm

Rooney and his slagggggggggggggg

by **metalhead** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:36 pm

Rafa-Dodd wrote:Rooney and his slagggggggggggggg

Rafa-D you just made me spil my cammomielle all over the place!

pmsl! :laugh:

by **Sabre** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:45 pm

I'm speechless with that pic.

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