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The last sane refuge in an increasingly insane world. Think I will hide in here till the match starts.

[dawson99]

laters biatches, off to drink and gamble!!!

[account deleted by request]

laters biatches, off to drink and gamble!!!

You may find the third option on the road to ruin much more enjoyable mate...try women for the healthy option 

[metalhead]

Just wanted to stop by and say hello

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Hi metalhead

[Rafa D]

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a double Decker, It was after
eight. She was from Quality Street; he was a fisherman's friend. On the
way, they stopped at a yorkie bar, he had a rum and butter, she had a
wine gum.
He asked her name,' Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said.
I'm the one with the nuts,' he thought! Then he touched her milky
way. They checked in, and went straight to the bedroom.

Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of black magic.
It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her snickers and felt her cream egg.
He fondled her flap jacks then he showed her his curly wurly and tic tacs.
Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more jelly babies, So she let him
take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always
fancied a bit of fudge.

It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish delight,
When he pulled out, his fun size mars bar felt a bit crunchy. She wanted
more, he needed time out, and however, he noticed her pink wafers
looked very appetizing. He did a twirl, had a picnic in her sherbet
and finished of by giving her a gob stopper! Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury
then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly he was soon to discover
he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with all sorts!!!!

[Igor Zidane]

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a double Decker, It was after
eight. She was from Quality Street; he was a fisherman's friend. On the
way, they stopped at a yorkie bar, he had a rum and butter, she had a
wine gum.
He asked her name,' Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said.
I'm the one with the nuts,' he thought! Then he touched her milky
way. They checked in, and went straight to the bedroom.

Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of black magic.
It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her snickers and felt her cream egg.
He fondled her flap jacks then he showed her his curly wurly and tic tacs.
Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more jelly babies, So she let him
take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always
fancied a bit of fudge.

It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish delight,
When he pulled out, his fun size mars bar felt a bit crunchy. She wanted
more, he needed time out, and however, he noticed her pink wafers
looked very appetizing. He did a twirl, had a picnic in her sherbet
and finished of by giving her a gob stopper! Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury
then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly he was soon to discover
he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with all sorts!!!!

   

[Ciggy]

Hey ello gang,
just been kicked in the back from my fella    for shutting his mobile.got a right boot upthe@rse
I hope to see you soon.
it hurt what a kunt

[Ciggy]

bit scared now

[Leonmc0708]

Hey ello gang,
just been kicked in the back frommy fellafor shutting his mobile.
I hope to see youm soon.
it hurt what a kunt

Que ?

[Rafa D]

Hello Ciggs ,

Are you ok hun?

[Sabre]

Qué? What?

Are you Ok Ciggy? keep us posted.

[Ciggy]

duno anymore

[Years Of Decay]

WTF!

[Ciggy]

he has just beat me up because i closed his mobile.
booted me in my back