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by **Rafa D** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:18 am

Good Morning

Another day back in the Real World

by **Sabre** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:21 am

Who are you hiding from Dawson? I have noticed you are posting but not showing up as on the site.
Second question, how do you do that ?

It's more "not showing you in the active list" than hiding

In the log in page mate, just below the password box, there's a check box which you can activate and it's for that purpose.

For instance imagine you want to read your inbox but don't wanna be spotted by that mate that asked you a favour and is insisting, it's useful for that

by **Rafa D** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:26 am

The Real Worlds gone teats up again

Where oh where has the Real World gone?

Where oh where can it be?

by **JBG** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:48 am

Great to have the Cat back Wool.

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:25 pm

There's a few movies I am looking forward to seeing coming out shortly, Pirates otc 3, Shrek3, Spiderman 3 (Maybe all good films have a 3 in the title

) Oceans 13 is coming out soon as well, but after the last one I may not even bother watching it.

Further out I am looking forward to the fourth Indiana Jones and Fantastic 4 (silver surfer)Hollywood gets more imaginative every year

by **dward** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:43 pm

Is there another Fantastic 4 coming out saint?

by **dawson99** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:05 pm

yeah, part 2 is coming ut, with the silver surfer in tow (fanfekkingtastic special effects)...will look fantastic and is supposed to be more adventure that the last...

by **jonnymac1979** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:14 pm

Has anyone ever saw this fellla when they've been to Amsterdam?

This is no BS. I've saw this fella. He hangs out by the Hard Rock cafe in an area called Leider Seplein. My brothers off to the Eindhoven away game on Monday but stopping in Amsterdam. He should see this guy...

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:46 pm

Basic Economic Models - With Cows

SOCIALISM : You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some
milk.

FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some
milk.

NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one,
Milks the other, and then throws the milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a
bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on
the income.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to
Take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later,
you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters
of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a
debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all
four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow
to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine
cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public buys your bull.

A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you
want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow
and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon
image called ' Cowkimon ' and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month,
and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where
they are. You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and
learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2
cows.
You stop counting cows because your sobering up and open another
bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5,000 cows.
None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINA CORPORATION: You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full
employment, and high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who
reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad.

IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb
The **** out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at
least
now you are part of a Democracy....

AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION (or Locktons): You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few
beers.

WELSH [OR NEW ZEALAND]CORPORATION: You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.

by **babu** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:12 am

i really shouldn't......but

has anyone looked at any Everton forum lately? doesn't matter which one, they're all the same at moment. like watching a slow motion six car pile up.

by **dward** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:01 pm

I've lost track of the sites I watched 24 on. Does anyone know a site where I can watch season 3?

by **dawson99** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:53 pm

dward wrote:I've lost track of the sites I watched 24 on. Does anyone know a site where I can watch season 3?

yeah, buy it on dvd dude!!!

its a grand afternoon :kungfu:

by **Dundalk** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:03 pm

For everyone who is bored of the Peewee saga...........

by **account deleted by request** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:05 pm

No doubt Judge has had a couple of em

by **Dundalk** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:07 pm

Dirty

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