peewee is laying in bed next to his Thai girlfriend after making mad passionate love. She reaches over and fondly stokes his penis. " Do you want to do it again?", he asks. "No.", she says. "I was just admiring it. I miss mine so much......"
If you lot dont mind me saying I smell feckin gorgeus tonight just been smellin of ale and ciggys went upstairs sprayed a bit of my Cartier perfume on now I smell fab. But at the end of the night I am going to smell like ale and cigs so what was the point in spraying my most expensive perfume anyway
There is no-one anywhere in the world at any stage who is any bigger or any better than this football club.