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Postby 66-1112520797 » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:38 am

peewee wrote:"It's alright, I'm not going to steal your breakfast you fat pr1ck - What joey barton reportedly said to a certain tubby midfielder who, less forgiving than Steven Gerrard, moved tables at breakfast to avoid him.


:D   quality, barton giving abuse to gat frank, fat frank is like a spoilt kid

Is that true or just a joke  ???
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:49 am

i wasnt there mate so i cant vouch for the truth element, but it was apparentley said by barton to fat frank when fat frank moved tables at breakfast
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Postby account deleted by request » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:18 am

peewee wrote:"It's alright, I'm not going to steal your breakfast you fat pr1ck - What joey barton reportedly said to a certain tubby midfielder who, less forgiving than Steven Gerrard, moved tables at breakfast to avoid him.


:D   quality, barton giving abuse to gat frank, fat frank is like a spoilt kid

:laugh:  Its time fat fwank was dropped from the England squad, he's becoming a bleeding embarressment at international level.
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Postby account deleted by request » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:20 am

peewee wrote:"It's alright, I'm not going to steal your breakfast you fat pr1ck - What joey barton reportedly said to a certain tubby midfielder who, less forgiving than Steven Gerrard, moved tables at breakfast to avoid him.


:D   quality, barton giving abuse to gat frank, fat frank is like a spoilt kid

:laugh:  Its time fat fwank was dropped from the England squad, he's becoming a bleeding embarressment at international level.

I reckon Barton would have lost an arm if he had tried to take Fat Fwanks breakfast though.
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:39 am

Bamaga man wrote:
peewee wrote:"It's alright, I'm not going to steal your breakfast you fat pr1ck - What joey barton reportedly said to a certain tubby midfielder who, less forgiving than Steven Gerrard, moved tables at breakfast to avoid him.


:D   quality, barton giving abuse to gat frank, fat frank is like a spoilt kid

Is that true or just a joke  ???

I really hope it's true.

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Postby andy_g » Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:08 am

it was reported on popb1tch apparently. the site that makes tribalfootball resemble a fountain of truth.
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Postby dward » Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:47 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:
Bamaga man wrote:
peewee wrote:"It's alright, I'm not going to steal your breakfast you fat pr1ck - What joey barton reportedly said to a certain tubby midfielder who, less forgiving than Steven Gerrard, moved tables at breakfast to avoid him.


:D   quality, barton giving abuse to gat frank, fat frank is like a spoilt kid

Is that true or just a joke  ???

I really hope it's true.

:D

Same here. Very funny :D
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:25 pm

A TRUE STORY

Was in Town last night (with my mate), or for the benefit of the OOTERS, Liverpool City Centre.  Met this bird in this bar I was in.  I'll be honest, she was a fucking belter, way, way, way better than my usual low standards.  She was mustard.  I'm not kidding, she was good.  I've no reason to lie.  I'm not shy to admit if I've been with a dog (again, for the benefit of OOTERS, a dog in Liverpool is a lady who is, shall we say, not pleasing on the eye, not some Keith Lard escapade...), but I was proud of this one last night.  She was fit.  Couldn't believe my luck.  You've no idea how good she looked.

She had one of those Victoria Beckham 'bob' haircuts (the ladies will know what I'm talking about), nearly as tall as me (6ft1in) and dead slim and toned.  I'm a single man, and I like that status, it suits me right down to the ground.  But I knew after five minutes of talking to this girl that I wanted to see her again, maybe even tonight, I don't know...  I was hooked last night.  Held her hand and everything. :D

So when I was putting her in a taxi by Lewis's to go home, I asked her what her number was and we had a sly kiss, haha.  Anyway, I typed her number into my phone and I closed my phone (my phones one of those ones that you 'fold' like the RAZR but mine's a shit Nokia).

I hadn't stored it.  Gone.  Forever.

So her taxi's gone, and when I realised what I'd done, I shouted out loud "SHHHHIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!"  Some random lad asked me what was wrong and when I told him, I could see he felt dead sorry for me but was laughing anyway!!!!  I wasn't laughing, if I hadn't of been that pissed, I reckon I would have done a Shawshank Redemption and dropped to my knees, opened my arms and just looked to the sky in absolute sorrow as the snow fell down on me!!!!

You've no idea how furious I am with myself this morning.  Absoutely no idea.  Absoutely NO IDEA.
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Postby Igor Zidane » Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:32 pm

Never mind jonny ,as yer mum would say , there's plenty more fish in the sea lad.  That's defo an arrr aye that mate. :D
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Postby woof woof ! » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:18 pm

Her name is Sylvia Avery

Jonny Mac later that night

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Postby 66-1120597113 » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:22 pm

DR HOOK! :D
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:23 pm

jonnymac1979 wrote:She had one of those Victoria Beckham 'bob' haircuts (the ladies will know what I'm talking about), nearly as tall as me (6ft1in) and dead slim and toned.

saved yourself a 'crying game' moment there jonny boy


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Postby woof woof ! » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:28 pm

:D

Kareoke at the D&G today Baz ,

here's another , all together now , :D

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Postby Ciggy » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:43 pm

Hard luck John just go back the same place where you met her next week, she might be there again.
Remember once I fancied the @rse off some fella years ago, only seen him in town didnt know where he lived one night finally kopped off with him. I was that drunk goin to get a taxi I was sick in town he put me in a taxi never seen or heard from him again was gutted :(  :D
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Postby red37 » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:51 pm

maybe you were punished for calling the OOters!  :D
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