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by Woollyback » Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:04 am

I've not confided in you lot before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. The phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says,
"Just some friends from work. You don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way.

Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?

I once picked up her mobile phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly
snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her personal property. She then accused me of trying to spy on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down, I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my car next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my motorcycle that I
noticed a small amount of oil leaking through the gasket underneath the cylinder head.

So.........












is this something I can easily repair myself or
do you think I should take it to the dealer?

by 66-1112520797 » Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:07 am

You W@nker Woolly I was getting into my dear dedrie mood and then you f.uck abhaat with an oil leak. 

Get her to fix it !!

by red37 » Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:26 am

   you poor f**ker...what model is it?

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by account deleted by request » Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:24 am

    Brilliant Wooly, sheer brilliance

by 112-1077774096 » Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:46 am

thats what you get for buying an alfa

by woof woof ! » Fri Jan 12, 2007 8:06 am

Give yer missus a spanner Woolly , she can probably fix it .

by dawson99 » Fri Jan 12, 2007 8:54 am

fingers crossed shes cheating on u witha  mechanic or soemthing eh?

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by Judge » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:10 am

nice one mate

by jkop » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:19 am

I was nearly getting the wife out of bed to help answer your call for help !

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by daxy1 » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:38 am

jkop wrote:I was nearly getting the wife out of bed to help answer your call for help !

christ i was nearly kickin his wife out of me bed i thought we had been caught!!!!! 

by jkop » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:50 am

daxy1 wrote:

jkop wrote:I was nearly getting the wife out of bed to help answer your call for help !

christ i was nearly kickin his wife out of me bed i thought we had been caught!!!!! 

Daxy you dirty dog !!!

Were not Brazil were Norn Iron.
          Faugh a Ballagh.
                YNWA
        Healy......Healy !!!!!

by Sabre » Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:56 am

Bástard!

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by CarlosRocks » Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:37 pm