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Postby account deleted by request » Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:01 pm

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woof woof ! wrote:I can talk to myself in the street but men in white coats keep interuppting me  :(

Just hold a mobilephone to your ear woof,  no one bothers you then, and if you talk really loudly most people will move away from you. You can be as ignorant as fuk and no one seems to care as long as you have a phone pressed against your ear.

its murder in that Spinning Gate centre..... :D

You may see me in the Spinning Gate Centre some time. I am usually carrying a toy phone and accompanied by two men in white coats  :sniffle

Spinning Gate Centre    Big name for 10 shops and a market   

If you ever go in Cannings, just mention my name. You wont get your stuff any cheaper but it annoys the fuk out of him  :D

they should have left Cannings where it was.

Canning says the rates were crippling him, and that he makes most of his money on the net anyway. He must have been rolling in it before he moved though. I used to buy a newpaper off him at least twice a week.  :D
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Postby red37 » Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:51 pm

same here...paper everyday, mag every fortnight. And depending on the used section, an Xbox game or two every month. Not too mention films, lottery, cigs, mints, toffee etc...Now, if im in the vicinity i cant be ar5ed walking through the arcade...i just pop round the corner to gamestation and the papershop just before it.  His loss...and im not the only one who doesn't go in anymore. I know of at least 40 odd others as well.  Rates too high?  i bet his regular clientel have dropped by 15-25% or more...must be even more crippling.
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Postby Woollyback » Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:00 pm

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s@int wrote:I am thinking of becoming a genius when I grow up. It only took me an hour to set up a WORKING wireless network today. It said 3 minutes to a working network on the box, but thats just cr@p. I can now talk to myself in different rooms.

:wwww  nice one dude

I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.

why didn't you just go the whole hog and get a complete loft conversion?  :D
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Postby account deleted by request » Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:06 pm

There was a blond(Sophe), a brunette, and a red-head and they were walking down the street.
A short man came up to them and said: in that castle there is a magic mirror, if u look into the mirror and tell the truth you will be granted any wish you please, but if you lie you will be banished into the mirror forever
The girls went to the castle and the red-head went in first she said:
I think I am the prettiest out of the blond and the brunette, she got a pot of silver.
Next the brunette went in she said:
I think I am the smartest out of the red-head and the blond, she got a new car.
Then Sophe went in to try her luck she walked up to the mirror and said:
I think...
She was vanished into the mirror forever.
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Postby kranjino » Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:07 pm

Hi everybody, I have 3 tickets (membercards) for the match in Barcelona.

anybody interested write me to: josdespi84@hotmail.com

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Postby Bad Bob » Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:10 pm

Afternoon Real Worlders!  How's the weather in your parts?  Strange times here in Canada...plus 11 C today and everywhere green grass as far as the eye can see.  No complaints, mind--it's just creeping a bit! :D
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Postby red37 » Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:56 pm

Bad Bob wrote:Afternoon Real Worlders!  How's the weather in your parts?  Strange times here in Canada...plus 11 C today and everywhere green grass as far as the eye can see.  No complaints, mind--it's just creeping a bit! :D

its a mixture of the usual British boring winter Bob...Dull, damp, blowy and a bit nippy...the odd ray of low sunshine (anyone done the East Lancs -westbound around late afternoon in winter will testify to the sheer 'bum' clenching moments incurred along its length) But its surviveable...i doubt whether we will see the likes of the kind of weather you and your fellow compatriots have to endure on a regular basis, ever again in this country. Every year it gets milder and damper.  Infact (the odd instance aside) im struggling to remember the last 'true' winter precipitation this side of the pond has dealt with at all in the last ten years, of any significance any way.  (watch it be two-foot deep in the morning!)  :D  ..I highly doubt it though....
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Postby jkop » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:24 pm

Well over here in the outskirts of Belfast its dark, damp and about 7 c. And the next door neighbour has cut his forest down ( used to be his front garden ) now i can see down the street. :nod
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Postby sophe_lfc_4_lyf » Sat Jan 06, 2007 1:22 am

Pretty quiet on here tonight :D
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Postby red37 » Sat Jan 06, 2007 1:27 am

evenin all - i see we've been infiltrated again.
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Postby sophe_lfc_4_lyf » Sat Jan 06, 2007 1:59 am

Am looking on the internet for prom dresses :D
Seen some gorgeous ones but there all in dollars because there american :(
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Postby adamnbarrett » Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:01 am

sophe_lfc_4_lyf wrote:Am looking on the internet for prom dresses :D
Seen some gorgeous ones but there all in dollars because there american :(

try uk search only  :p

I'm just going to hire a tuxedo or a suit for mine  :D
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Postby sophe_lfc_4_lyf » Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:11 am

I cant waitt :D
Went to try some on today
And the woman was like
'Youve got a lovely bust'
Haha i was like okay then  :lookaround  haha
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Postby account deleted by request » Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:26 am

Proms :laugh: In my day when we finished school all we did was make a bonfire out of all our ties (and a few first formers)and head for the nearest pub.
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Postby peterc1992 » Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:51 am

prom?? i though they only called it that in america
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