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[dward]

I wonder how long it'll be before we get to the 2000th page.

[Ciggy]

I wonder how long it'll be before we get to the 2000th page.

The way you and young Sophie are going maybe by midnight tonight

[A.B.]

I just farted and it smells fantastically fantastic. Sniff sniff

[sophe_lfc_4_lyf]

Ewww thats gross

[A.B.]

[dward]

I wonder how long it'll be before we get to the 2000th page.

The way you and young Sophie are going maybe by midnight tonight

Probably not.

[A.B.]

I wonder how long it'll be before we get to the 2000th page.

The way you and young Sophie are going maybe by midnight tonight

Probably not.

They don't have enough ''stamina''



 

[account deleted by request]

I got a new flat screen with my computer, what do you think of it?

[account deleted by request]

and this is the back view

[Woollyback]

i like it, what do your neighbours think? 

[account deleted by request]

i like it, what do your neighbours think? 

They are on holiday at the moment. Do you think they will notice it then ? 

[GOAT]

Just found out me fones the exact same length as a kitkat

Get in

[account deleted by request]

A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Tescos customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!!

Here's how the scam works:

Two good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car
as you are packing your shopping.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and cleaning fluid,
with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is
impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead
ask you for a ride to another Tescos or Sainsbury.

You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also December 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, 10th & 14th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

[GOAT]

A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Tescos customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!!

Here's how the scam works:

Two good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car
as you are packing your shopping.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and cleaning fluid,
with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is
impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead
ask you for a ride to another Tescos or Sainsbury.

You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also December 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, 10th & 14th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

   

[dward]

I'm tired. I don't want to go to school today.