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by **Woollyback** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:48 am

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

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by **Sabre** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:05 am

***Round of Applauses***

by **sundy** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:28 am

by **daxy1** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:32 am

ha! ha!

by **neil** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:14 pm

I like big tits

by **Mikz** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:39 pm

Man you are hilarious brother

by **curly_whirly** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:24 pm

does this help!?

by **Judge** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:17 pm

Woollyback wrote:.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

i have several phone numbers you can have

by **jkop** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:44 pm

Big tits good choice mate. But be carefull with big babylons more than a handfull is juggling with trouble. :nod

by **whitebmw** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:48 am

True love is like ghost which everyone talk about but few have seen.

by **whitebmw** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:50 am

True love is like ghost which everyone talk about but few have seen.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:16 am

whitebmw wrote:True love is like ghost which everyone talk about but few have seen.

Bit like your penis, then?

Always spoken about (I believe you're referred to as "that c*ck"), and the only people to have seen it are those two old grannies you flashed at t'other week.

Go and get a life, sad act.

by **EddieC** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:19 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:
whitebmw wrote:True love is like ghost which everyone talk about but few have seen.

Bit like your penis, then?

Always spoken about (I believe you're referred to as "that c*ck"), and the only people to have seen it are those two old grannies you flashed at t'other week.

Go and get a life, sad act.

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