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by **Ciggy** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:58 am

From ROATL

Oh everton Blue Shi.te
Oh Everton Blue
Why do you buy pork chops
At quarter to two
Are they for your missis
Or are they for you
Oh Everton blue shi.te
Oh Everton blue

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If you're feeling tired and weary
And your trollies full of meat
You'll get your fu.cking head kicked in
if your shoppings not complete
If you dare to come to Kirkby
you'll hear our famous noise
GET OUT YOU ASDA B@STARDS
We're the famous tesco boys

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We're the boys from Tesco
We're loyal and we're blue
And when we play the Asda
we are ready for a do
To the cry of no surrender
you'll hear our famous noise
GET OUT YOU ASDA B@STARDS
We're the famous tesco boys.
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Oh Tescooooo, oh oh oh Tescoooooo
I'd walk a million miles
Up one of your aisles
Oh Tescooooo, oh oh oh Tescoooooo...
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When you walk down the aisle,
Hold your head up high,
and dont be afraid of the shelves,
At the end of the aisle,
Is a golden till,
and the sweet silver song of the valleys,

Walk on, Past the veg,

Walk on through the Deli,

And youll never sell out your ground

your Ground, Your Ground.
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We don't carrrrry baskets
We don't carry bread
We only push our trolleys, and ram them in your heads
We are Tesco shoppers, fanatics everyone
We all hate the Asda, Sainsburys and everyone
We are bargin hunters, We hate Morrisons too
But most of all we hate the kunts that jump the fu.ckin queue

by **The Manhattan Project** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:11 am

Isn't it odd how Everton and Man Utd fans will call Peter Crouch a "freak" yet they have both Neville brothers playing for them?

by **Ciggy** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:13 am

FPMSL some class songs have been made already

Outside the Kwickie gates
I heard a shopper calling
Tesco. They have taken you away.
I used to shop at midnight
But now you've gone and helped the blue shi.te
So I've thrown my little clubcard away

Nowwww we
All shop at the Kwickie
Where every trolley's got broken wheels (They go there own way!)
They've got beans with no sauce in 'em
And pies that taste of jism
But we wont shop at Tesco from today

Alllllllll round the aisles of Tescos
where we go to watch the bluenoses play.

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It's a great big shop to play for,
And it's a great big shop to support,
And if you know your prices,
It's enough to make your clubcard go woooooah...........,
We don't care what the Kwikie mob say,
What the fu.ck should we care,
Because we only know,
That everything in our xmas sale will go,
Then the Tesco boys will be there.
Tesco, Tesco, Tesco, Tesco, Tesco.
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We always will be,
We always will be moved,
We always will be,
We will always be moved,
Cos we're the team,
That never pays the fu.ckin' rent.
We will always be moved.
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We hate sainsburyssssssssssssssss

we hate morrisons to ,there SH.IT!

we hate aldi and netto

But tesco's we love you's!!

by **stmichael** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:29 pm

Oi you lot! Stop being mean. It all sounds very exciting. The world's first stadium/supermarket hybrid, with the pitch and spectator sections located in the vegetable aisle.

by **Red @ Heart** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:35 pm

This all to much for me, ha ha ha ha haha :wwww

by **stmichael** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:09 pm

When Wimbledon did a similar deal they became the 'MK Dons' - will Bill go all the way and start a brand new era with the 'Kirkby Toffees?'

by **Ciggy** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:12 pm

Plenty of sour grapes will be getting sold every other saturday.

by **hello_red** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:02 pm

Woollyback wrote:yup it's back to asda for me as well

well if the bluesh*te are fecking off to kirkby at the drop of a hat maybe with a bit of persuasion they could just feck off altogether. or to skem

back to skem!!!!!

by **destro** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:14 pm

when you go to your ground, hold your head up high
the seats are all shiny and nice
at the end of the turnstiles theres a discount shelf
and an offer on uncle bens rice

walk on to your seat past all the cooked meat
and the toilet rolls 2 for a pound

walk on, walk on with despair in your hearts

thank f.uck we didnt share grounds

by **jonnymac1979** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:56 pm

Top stuff in this thread.

Love a bit of hatred for Everton. Usually prefer just to talk about Liverpool and keep other clubs away if I'm being honest, but a bit of Everton baiting always pulls me back in.

by **Ciggy** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:57 pm

Fone in on over the stadium.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/liverpool/local_radio/index.shtml

by **Paul C** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:44 pm

It just makes me laugh, poor old Everton, their always in the shadow of the mighty LFC, we get a Dubai Billionaire and they get 'Tesco arena'

by **RUSHIE#9** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:59 pm

Looks like theres a new position for Gollum with this Tesco deal

by **RUSHIE#9** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:39 am

Shite, just noticed the above picture in another thread! :angry:

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