Just reading this thread make me laugh mate....
I admit, I'm a bad narky bastard, but you could have worse moderators. I don't mind having a little crack with yous all. You're funny people, and I really don't take myself seriously. At the end of the day, back in 2004, I only joined here to talk about Liverpool. It's the esteem I have for this little part of the internet though, and the fact I take it seriously, Supersub, Chris and the legend who goes by the name of JBG let me have a little say in how this place is run.
Funniest member though? Very tricky....
Out and out funniest bastard on here is Lando. Simple as. He fucking kills me...
Smeg. You poor fucking virgin. Do you know what mate? I do alright with the birds you know. Just fucking ask. I'll sort you out. You'll get laid no problem if you hang round with me. They'll more than likely be fat dogs like, but nevertheless.....
1234ram should have his own business mate. Whatever he was selling, I'd buy it. No one can be that fucked up. It says a lot when me and my brother can be out having a drink, totally forgetting about the trials and tribulations of the world of Newkit, and the boy Ram gets mentioned and we start laughing. Fucking killer him mate.
You're going to have to remind me who else is funny.
Newkit 2006 - funniest member award - Vote
by Lando_Griffin » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:41 am
babu wrote:Just wondering Lando, why have you still got your yellow card? its been at least 3 months now, or have you requested the mods leave it there so you look a little harder?
Yes, that's exactly the reason.
Rafa Benitez - An unfinished Legend.
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by woof woof ! » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:34 pm
Lando_Griffin wrote:I don't intend to relinquish my title without a fight!
Woof - I'll see you at dawn!
I've used bigger toothpicks , paint it white and wave it in surrender or it's Woofs private Bone yard for you . See ya at dawn.
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by Ciggy » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:39 pm
woof woof ! wrote:
pmsl@ that dog There is no-one anywhere in the world at any stage who is any bigger or any better than this football club.
Kenny Dalglish 1/2/2011
REST IN PEACE PHIL, YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.
Kenny Dalglish 1/2/2011
REST IN PEACE PHIL, YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.
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by 112-1077774096 » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:46 pm
Ciggy wrote:woof woof ! wrote:
i just had to do it ciggy, its hartley hare of pipkins
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by woof woof ! » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:46 pm
What Lando doesn't know is that I used to be a Boxer . Ok I only had one fight but I was awesome . I used my famous "one-five" technique , I threw a left "ONE" then a right "FIVE" unfortunately he was throwing 2,3 and 4 
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I hit the canvass , the crowd were shouting "get up" , I thought "If I get up he'll only hit me again , why make two trips to the same place ? "
'I hit the canvass , the crowd were shouting "get up" , I thought "If I get up he'll only hit me again , why make two trips to the same place ? "
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by 112-1077774096 » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:49 pm
woof woof ! wrote:What Lando doesn't know is that I used to be a Boxer . Ok I only had one fight but I was awesome . I used my famous "one-five" technique , I threw a left "ONE" then a right "FIVE" unfortunately he was throwing 2,3 and 4
I hit the canvass , the crowd were shouting "get up" , I thought "If I get up he'll only hit me again , why make two trips to the same place ? "
woof actually used to sell advertising space on the soles of his boxing boots
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by Lando_Griffin » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:56 pm
That's, OK woof - I too was a boxer.
I lasted a little longer, though - I filled an entire shelf.
I lasted a little longer, though - I filled an entire shelf.
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