i know some will call me a blasphemer but since we have a religious discussion in another thread, i thought it would be a laugh to see how many new commandments we can make. i will start
1. thou shalt have kebab after lager
2. thou shalt blame all bad smells on the dog
The new commandments - How many can we get
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by account deleted by request » Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:09 pm
red37 wrote:thou shalt temper thy wrath, when watching Garcia play!
Thats a hard commandment to keep RED37
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by adamnbarrett » Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:50 pm
thou shall sing at anfield and raise scarf during YNWA and not talk on their phone during the match
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by The Manhattan Project » Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:36 am
1- You shall have no other gods before Robbie Fowler.
2- You shall not make for yourself a Pop or American Idol, but "X-Factor Winner" is OK.
3-You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God, unless thou catches thou penis in thee zipper.
4- Remember the Sabbath day, and keep it holy by not broadcasting Bolton Wanderers matches.
5- Honor your father and your mother, and your second mother/father if a child with gay parentage.
6- You shall not murder, and if ye do, thou must contact the European courts if thou feel imprisonment violates thee human rights.
7- You shall not commit adultery while drunk, for ye may wake next to thou hag.
8- You shall not steal, for ye shall get the meaningless ASBO.
9- You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour, but feel free to video his misdeeds and send it to ITV's Neighbour's From Hell!!!
10- You shall not covet your neighbour's wife, if she is thou previously mentioned "hag"
2- You shall not make for yourself a Pop or American Idol, but "X-Factor Winner" is OK.
3-You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God, unless thou catches thou penis in thee zipper.
4- Remember the Sabbath day, and keep it holy by not broadcasting Bolton Wanderers matches.
5- Honor your father and your mother, and your second mother/father if a child with gay parentage.
6- You shall not murder, and if ye do, thou must contact the European courts if thou feel imprisonment violates thee human rights.
7- You shall not commit adultery while drunk, for ye may wake next to thou hag.
8- You shall not steal, for ye shall get the meaningless ASBO.
9- You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour, but feel free to video his misdeeds and send it to ITV's Neighbour's From Hell!!!
10- You shall not covet your neighbour's wife, if she is thou previously mentioned "hag"
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by Woollyback » Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:51 am
11. thou shalt not piss on an electric fence
b*ll*c*ks and s*i*e
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by coddy » Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:38 pm
The Manhattan Project wrote:1- You shall have no other gods before Robbie Fowler.
2- You shall not make for yourself a Pop or American Idol, but "X-Factor Winner" is OK.
3-You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God, unless thou catches thou penis in thee zipper.
4- Remember the Sabbath day, and keep it holy by not broadcasting Bolton Wanderers matches.
5- Honor your father and your mother, and your second mother/father if a child with gay parentage.
6- You shall not murder, and if ye do, thou must contact the European courts if thou feel imprisonment violates thee human rights.
7- You shall not commit adultery while drunk, for ye may wake next to thou hag.
8- You shall not steal, for ye shall get the meaningless ASBO.
9- You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour, but feel free to video his misdeeds and send it to ITV's Neighbour's From Hell!!!
10- You shall not covet your neighbour's wife, if she is thou previously mentioned "hag"
Classic, Me thinks Manhatten has too much time on ones hands
YNWA Drummerphil RIP
Immortalised by his own Legend. God Speed.
End Transmission.....
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End Transmission.....
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by The Manhattan Project » Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:18 am
Me thinks Manhatten has too much time on ones hands
No doubt about it.
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