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by **anfieldadorer** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:54 pm

thou shalt not chase your neighbours wife,
if his daughter is better

by **penzance-on-the-kop** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:17 pm

Tho shal play football with anything apart from ye spiky pineapple

by **Judge** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:03 pm

Thou shalt marry a women who has small feet, so she stay nearer the kitchen sink

by **woof woof !** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:16 pm

Thou shalt not pass wind whilst recieving oral ministrations . :oops:

by **Judge** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:27 am

woof woof ! wrote:Thou shalt not pass wind whilst recieving oral ministrations .

have you been privy to this woof

by **woof woof !** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:53 pm

Fraid so Judge , muff diving merrily away and the cow let slip an SBD , I almost threw up in her snatch , the dirty bitc'h . :angry:

Wouldn't have been so bad if she hadn't had a couple of boiled eggs for tea. :suspect:

by **Ciggy** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:58 pm

woof woof ! wrote:Fraid so Judge , muff diving merrily away and the cow let slip an SBD , I almost threw up in her snatch , the dirty bitc'h .

Wouldn't have been so bad if she hadn't had a couple of boiled eggs for tea.

HA HA

by **Judge** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:03 pm

woof woof ! wrote:Fraid so Judge , muff diving merrily away and the cow let slip an SBD , I almost threw up in her snatch , the dirty bitc'h .

Wouldn't have been so bad if she hadn't had a couple of boiled eggs for tea.

aye, the boiled eggs would do it

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