Escort services - What exactly do they do?

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Postby adamnbarrett » Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:26 pm

It depends. Some escorts are just women who escort you and some are prostitutes but just call themselves escorts to make it sound not as bad and more classy.
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Postby Bad Bob » Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:41 pm

adamnbarrett wrote:It depends. Some escorts are just women who escort you and some are prostitutes but just call themselves escorts to make it sound not as bad and more classy.

Adam, mate, just what are they teaching you lads in school these days?   :laugh:
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Postby 67-1161385641 » Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:52 pm

Adam has been typing the word "boobies" in google again.  :laugh:

Nando, go to a club and pull a girl there, why risk getting HIV from a slapper who hails from Prague? Unless you're bald, middle aged, fat and don't drive a mini, which would explain why you're looking for an escort.
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Postby The Manhattan Project » Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:20 am

The difference between escorts and prostitutes?

It's like the difference between a fine wine and those you can buy for £9.99 at the local petrol station.
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:52 am

The Manhattan Project wrote:The difference between escorts and prostitutes?

It's like the difference between a fine wine and those you can buy for £9.99 at the local petrol station.

So what you're saying is that it all depends on your grapes?

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Postby The Manhattan Project » Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:30 am

Absolutely.

The Streets Of Moss Side = Poor grapes.

An Escort Service = Less Chance Of Grape Related Diseases.
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:28 am

but remember guys, even a skanky whore can call herself an escort so always glove up before batting
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Postby 66-1112520797 » Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:54 am

I've actually used them a couple of times (back in England)  :blush: after going out on a bender on a Friday or Saturday night with the lads. And on both occasions they serverd it up on a platter, but the girls did tell me that if thet didnt want too, then they dont have to. I dont know how the pay works out in those circumstances. If you can and it happens to be a Friday or Saturday night try and pull a bird down at your local or nightclub it maybe a bit cheaper than 150 pounds an hour. But some of those escorts are an excellent sh@g  :D

My mate he's the local s.lut around my area and he actually took up the job of becoming a male escort, and of course he loves it. Good money, so if your interersted in becoming one or want one do it once just for the crack.
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:01 am

Bamaga man wrote:do it once just for the crack.

fnarr fnarr


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Postby 66-1112520797 » Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:05 am

peewee wrote:
Bamaga man wrote:do it once just for the crack.

fnarr fnarr


:D

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I only got to do the front crack never the back with them girls  :D
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Postby Mikz » Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:22 am

??? is that not enough?
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Postby 66-1112520797 » Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:27 pm

Mikz wrote: ??? is that not enough?

For 150 pounds, what do you think ?
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Postby 67-1161385641 » Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:38 pm

Can you have an intelligent discussion with these people?
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Postby 66-1112520797 » Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:56 pm

CharmlessMan wrote:Can you have an intelligent discussion with these people?

If you consider a drunken, high " solve the worlds problems" discussion intelligent ................ Then yes of course  :D
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Postby 67-1161385641 » Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:05 pm

Right, I'm having an affair.

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