dawson99 wrote:I never buy my own as i have no idea what the gals would like or what would suit me as they say. My sisters buy mine. they actually buy most of my clothes as well as i dont buy the sort of things they like. Or that they think anyone would like hehe
I dont even know what aftershave i use to be honest, one of them has numbers, and one is in a red bottle?
woof woof ! wrote:L'Homme from Roger & Gallet . Women are always sniffing me when I use it . .
Just thinking back to the first time I used an after shave , was going out on a date , had the traditional sh'it shave and shower , splashed myself with something (like old spice) and feeling lucky I thought I'd give the old nutsack a bit of extra fragrance and (as though I was dousing a portion of chips with vinegar) gave the family jewels a liberal coating . Halfway down the stairs I was convinced i'd accidently dropped a cigarette inside my underpants , by the time I got back to the top of the stairs I was convinced my underpants were actually on fire . Got back into the bathroom, ripped me pants off and my poor bloody nut sack was a red as a fire exstinguisher and almost the same size . I must admit to feeling a slight sense of pride at this , but it was overwhelmed by the continued burning sensation that was eating through my nads . Jumped back into the shower and set to work with a soft sponge and some baby soap , erm , thats another story .
woof woof ! wrote:L'Homme from Roger & Gallet . Women are always sniffing me when I use it . .
Just thinking back to the first time I used an after shave , was going out on a date , had the traditional sh'it shave and shower , splashed myself with something (like old spice) and feeling lucky I thought I'd give the old nutsack a bit of extra fragrance and (as though I was dousing a portion of chips with vinegar) gave the family jewels a liberal coating . Halfway down the stairs I was convinced i'd accidently dropped a cigarette inside my underpants , by the time I got back to the top of the stairs I was convinced my underpants were actually on fire . Got back into the bathroom, ripped me pants off and my poor bloody nut sack was a red as a fire exstinguisher and almost the same size . I must admit to feeling a slight sense of pride at this , but it was overwhelmed by the continued burning sensation that was eating through my nads . Jumped back into the shower and set to work with a soft sponge and some baby soap , erm , thats another story .
dawson99 wrote:I never buy my own as i have no idea what the gals would like or what would suit me as they say. My sisters buy mine. they actually buy most of my clothes as well as i dont buy the sort of things they like. Or that they think anyone would like hehe
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