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by **112-1077774096** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 11:28 am

ok, heres the deal, what comments do you thing you will never hear a premier league player say? i will start with

"thank god its friday, its payday"

you can also name specific players for their comments

by **7_Kewell** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 11:51 am

you'll never hear a player say

"I am gay"

by **Roger Red Hat** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 11:51 am

Diego Maradonna - "Just say no to drugs!"
Ben Thatcher - "He dived!!"

by **stmichael** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 11:55 am

"i'm really looking forward to playing at wembley before i retire"

by **7_Kewell** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:10 pm

"i get paid way too much...here have a tenner"

by **stmichael** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:12 pm

"yeah the lads were a bit jaded today. most of them were out roasting last night"

by **112-1077774096** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:14 pm

"i think i should be dropped from the england set up, all i do is seem to hinder the midfield and fail to see the strikers"

fat fwank lump o lard

by **7_Kewell** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:23 pm

"Yes, i am a sack of :censored:

on the pitch...tear up my contract because i'm taking up a new career as a dustman." Diao

by **stmichael** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:23 pm

"i've scored 11 goals this season, exactly double the number i managed last season"

by **Bad Bob** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:34 pm

"We'd never heard of West Ham United before we signed and, since we're only staying a season anyway, we're not planning on getting settled here, learning any club history, connecting with the fans, etc. Basically, we're mercenaries who are just as surprised as you that we're playing in this dozy corner of London. Go Chelsea!" Tevez and Mascherano

by **Dimshen** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:15 pm

"ok, the jigs up, i dive, we can all see it, plain as day, i did it. sorry. i wont do it again."

numerous.

by **The Ace1983** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:35 pm

"I don't know why we lost today. I'd be dissapointed if hadn't won £5000 betting against us!"

"We were a bit sluggish. The manager made us rub this white powder on our gums, but even that had no effect!"

"I was remarking just three eves past that the probability of us retaining our precarious position in the points standings was as likely as wormhole emerging in a nebula that wasn't dominated by the vacuum of several black holes but my collegues were so engrossed in the Kasparov-Blue manouvre that I fear their aural receptors had were bypassed by intense thought."

"I'm sorry I studded his shin. I was aiming for his face."

by **red37** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:41 pm

peewee wrote:"i think i should be dropped from the england set up, all i do is seem to hinder the midfield and fail to see the strikers"

fat fwank lump o lard

by **account deleted by request** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:51 pm

" Good decision linesman, I was definately offside" - Craig Bellamy

by **Dom1** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:04 pm

arsene wenger

"well to tell you the truth i did see that penalty claim for the opposing team, definate pen"

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