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by **Rafa D** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:10 am

Hey right I have a fuecking real world problem for you all, last nite iwent to the asda toget some biccys after teh discussion last night. When I came home with my flatmate, we walked in the kitchen and a feckin mouse ran across the floor!!

I shitttre myself, my house is always clean and I have a feckin mouse in my kitchen!!!

So anyways we pulled everthing out and finally we have the mouse contain thanks to duct tape,but what the feck should i do to get rid, anyone had this problem, i phoned pest control but they said all they do is lay poison!! I want this muther fuker dead today, thinking of going to the rspca and buying a cat and lettin it go sick in there

Any thoughts?

by **anti-hero** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:22 am

Cheese.

by **SouthCoastShankly** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:35 am

You sh!t yourself?

Pussy

by **CardinalRed** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:58 am

cats stink... They bring dead mice back to your gaff all the time so don't get one of them, good old Warfarin will kiss them critters goodbye....!

:cool:

by **Sabre** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:07 am

That reminds me when I lived in another neighbourhood and an enormous RAT (not mouse) appeared in the hall of my block. The 2nd floor lady brought her cat as it was a secret weapon or something, she put the cat in the floor, and the cat ran away

Poison is the easier way to deal with it

by **woof woof !** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:25 am

Buy a shotgun ,

works for me .

by **112-1077774096** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:32 am

ffs sake mate, we have cockroaches out here bigger than mice, and the rats have sadles on and takes kids for a ride round the neighbourhood,

in my garden i have found a scorpion, two snakes, three toads, we have a big gekko about one foot long (and also the small house gekkos)and a big stag beetle about 2 inches in diameter, dont worry about a mouse mate, when you get rats you need to worry more. just make sure the kitchen is spotlessly clean, leave no food out or crumbs anywhere. if there is no food for it then it cant eat.

by **stmichael** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:53 am

as peewee would say, just hit it over the head with a shovel

by **Dundalk** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:56 am

Hey Boss, is it like the mouse from the Green mile??

by **112-1077774096** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:16 pm

stmichael wrote:as peewee would say, just hit it over the head with a shovel

yeah, thats the quickest most painless way

by **66-1112520797** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:25 pm

A gekko, a foot long ?

I found a cockroach the size of a football :nod

Jokes aside, I have seen a carpet snake up here sprawled accross the width of the road, so a good 15 ft long. :sniffle

by **112-1077774096** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:31 pm

Bamaga man wrote:A gekko, a foot long ?

I found a cockroach the size of a football

Jokes aside, I have seen a carpet snake up here sprawled accross the width of the road, so a good 15 ft long.

yeah mate the gekko is a big bar steward, i dont mean the pale hose gekkos, i mean a proper gekko with the red spots on its back, its noisy as well.

the snakes in my garden are only small thankfully but are poisonous, not fatal though, they are about 18 inches long

i hate roaches though mate, they make my skin crawl. i did get runk one night and ate some fried locusts from the street vendor, very tasty actually but i wouldnt eat the roaches, too big

by **stmichael** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:33 pm

speaking of pests, where the f#ck are all these daddy long legs coming from all of a sudden. got home yesterday and my house was infested with them.

i hate global warming :angry:

by **daxy1** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:38 pm

peewee wrote:
Bamaga man wrote:A gekko, a foot long ?

I found a cockroach the size of a football

Jokes aside, I have seen a carpet snake up here sprawled accross the width of the road, so a good 15 ft long.

yeah mate the gekko is a big bar steward, i dont mean the pale hose gekkos, i mean a proper gekko with the red spots on its back, its noisy as well.

the snakes in my garden are only small thankfully but are poisonous, not fatal though, they are about 18 inches long

i hate roaches though mate, they make my skin crawl. i did get runk one night and ate some fried locusts from the street vendor, very tasty actually but i wouldnt eat the roaches, too big

peewee it sounds like a feckin tokay gekko they bite like fook and have little serated pads on there feet that cut you like glass when you hold them try catchin it and postin it through your neighbours door (if you dont like them)...then hit it on the head with a shovel!

by **daxy1** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:42 pm

raffadodd i have a ultimate pest kit here you can borrow it if you want

1,my male cat called ojoe he's the mutt's nutt's at killin stuff (although he's a bit bald after a drunken shavin accident)
2,very powerful .22 gun with verygood sight's
3, a shovel
i only live a mile or two away so the offers there

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