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A gekko, a foot long ?

I found a cockroach the size of a football 

Jokes aside, I have seen a carpet snake up here sprawled accross the width of the road, so a good 15 ft long. 

yeah mate the gekko is a big bar steward, i dont mean the pale hose gekkos, i mean a proper gekko with the red spots on its back, its noisy as well.

the snakes in my garden are only small thankfully but are poisonous, not fatal though, they are about 18 inches long

i hate roaches though mate, they make my skin crawl. i did get runk one night and ate some fried locusts from the street vendor, very tasty actually but i wouldnt eat the roaches, too big

peewee it sounds like a feckin tokay gekko they bite like fook and have little serated pads on there feet that cut you like glass when you hold them try catchin it and postin it through your neighbours door (if you dont like them)...then hit it on the head with a shovel!

yeah, my bird reckons if it bites me it will hang on until i die   

i said no way will it hang on for another 40 years   

[daxy1]

A gekko, a foot long ?

I found a cockroach the size of a football 

Jokes aside, I have seen a carpet snake up here sprawled accross the width of the road, so a good 15 ft long. 

yeah mate the gekko is a big bar steward, i dont mean the pale hose gekkos, i mean a proper gekko with the red spots on its back, its noisy as well.

the snakes in my garden are only small thankfully but are poisonous, not fatal though, they are about 18 inches long

i hate roaches though mate, they make my skin crawl. i did get runk one night and ate some fried locusts from the street vendor, very tasty actually but i wouldnt eat the roaches, too big

peewee it sounds like a feckin tokay gekko they bite like fook and have little serated pads on there feet that cut you like glass when you hold them try catchin it and postin it through your neighbours door (if you dont like them)...then hit it on the head with a shovel!

yeah, my bird reckons if it bites me it will hang on until i die   

i said no way will it hang on for another 40 years   

inside there mouth's there jet black scary lookin thing's

[112-1077774096]

he looks like this

[66-1112520797]

A gekko, a foot long ?

I found a cockroach the size of a football 

Jokes aside, I have seen a carpet snake up here sprawled accross the width of the road, so a good 15 ft long. 

yeah mate the gekko is a big bar steward, i dont mean the pale hose gekkos, i mean a proper gekko with the red spots on its back, its noisy as well.

the snakes in my garden are only small thankfully but are poisonous, not fatal though, they are about 18 inches long

i hate roaches though mate, they make my skin crawl. i did get runk one night and ate some fried locusts from the street vendor, very tasty actually but i wouldnt eat the roaches, too big

but i wouldnt eat the roaches, too big

Full of protein though 

If you dont like roaches, I'll quickly tell about a true story. A bloke called Warren Fellows, heard of him ?
He was banged up in a Thai prison for smuggling Heroin, one day he heard a French guy in the sell next to him screaming in agony. The screaming went on for a while, until this Warren fella asked the guard if he could take a look at him, to see if he was alright.
Anyway him and the guard went to see this French fella in the sell next door, and bloke was in disstress big-time. When they rolled him over he was holding his neck. There was a fair sized lump popping out, and the guard asked for a razor blade and cut this lump. Out crawled a few cockroach's that had decided to burrow in his neck, via his ear or mouth.

Nice hey, if you get the chance read his book its brilliant.

BTW our gekkos over here aint that fu.ckin ugly, dont get me wrong our gekkos aint no oil paintings either. But yours look eerrrhhh 

[112-1077774096]

A gekko, a foot long ?

I found a cockroach the size of a football 

Jokes aside, I have seen a carpet snake up here sprawled accross the width of the road, so a good 15 ft long. 

yeah mate the gekko is a big bar steward, i dont mean the pale hose gekkos, i mean a proper gekko with the red spots on its back, its noisy as well.

the snakes in my garden are only small thankfully but are poisonous, not fatal though, they are about 18 inches long

i hate roaches though mate, they make my skin crawl. i did get runk one night and ate some fried locusts from the street vendor, very tasty actually but i wouldnt eat the roaches, too big

but i wouldnt eat the roaches, too big

Full of protein though 

If you dont like roaches, I'll quickly tell about a true story. A bloke called Warren Fellows, heard of him ?
He was banged up in a Thai prison for smuggling Heroin, one day he heard a French guy in the sell next to him screaming in agony. The screaming went on for a while, until this Warren fella asked the guard if he could take a look at him, to see if he was alright.
Anyway him and the guard went to see this French fella in the sell next door, and bloke was in disstress big-time. When they rolled him over he was holding his neck. There was a fair sized lump popping out, and the guard asked for a razor blade and cut this lump. Out crawled a few cockroach's that had decided to burrow in his neck, via his ear or mouth.

Nice hey, if you get the chance read his book its brilliant.

not nice mate   

i have heard of eggs being laid under the skin and then hatching but thats gruesome

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A gekko, a foot long ?

I found a cockroach the size of a football 

Jokes aside, I have seen a carpet snake up here sprawled accross the width of the road, so a good 15 ft long. 

yeah mate the gekko is a big bar steward, i dont mean the pale hose gekkos, i mean a proper gekko with the red spots on its back, its noisy as well.

the snakes in my garden are only small thankfully but are poisonous, not fatal though, they are about 18 inches long

i hate roaches though mate, they make my skin crawl. i did get runk one night and ate some fried locusts from the street vendor, very tasty actually but i wouldnt eat the roaches, too big

but i wouldnt eat the roaches, too big

Full of protein though 

If you dont like roaches, I'll quickly tell about a true story. A bloke called Warren Fellows, heard of him ?
He was banged up in a Thai prison for smuggling Heroin, one day he heard a French guy in the sell next to him screaming in agony. The screaming went on for a while, until this Warren fella asked the guard if he could take a look at him, to see if he was alright.
Anyway him and the guard went to see this French fella in the sell next door, and bloke was in disstress big-time. When they rolled him over he was holding his neck. There was a fair sized lump popping out, and the guard asked for a razor blade and cut this lump. Out crawled a few cockroach's that had decided to burrow in his neck, via his ear or mouth.

Nice hey, if you get the chance read his book its brilliant.

I think I will eat later after reading that 

[Mikz]

Rafa-I had the same trouble a while back. I live close to the River Lagan and  our place gets plagued with water rats and mice too. We had a hole in our back vent-big enough for one to get in. But this was one crafty bug.ger-I used to wait up at night ,armed with different weapons, and chase it around the kitchen like something out of Tom and Jerry. I even broke my toe trying to kick it. In the end I had to poison it-it was a real hassle too, but it will get him brother.

[66-1112520797]

A gekko, a foot long ?

I found a cockroach the size of a football 

Jokes aside, I have seen a carpet snake up here sprawled accross the width of the road, so a good 15 ft long. 

yeah mate the gekko is a big bar steward, i dont mean the pale hose gekkos, i mean a proper gekko with the red spots on its back, its noisy as well.

the snakes in my garden are only small thankfully but are poisonous, not fatal though, they are about 18 inches long

i hate roaches though mate, they make my skin crawl. i did get runk one night and ate some fried locusts from the street vendor, very tasty actually but i wouldnt eat the roaches, too big

but i wouldnt eat the roaches, too big

Full of protein though 

If you dont like roaches, I'll quickly tell about a true story. A bloke called Warren Fellows, heard of him ?
He was banged up in a Thai prison for smuggling Heroin, one day he heard a French guy in the sell next to him screaming in agony. The screaming went on for a while, until this Warren fella asked the guard if he could take a look at him, to see if he was alright.
Anyway him and the guard went to see this French fella in the sell next door, and bloke was in disstress big-time. When they rolled him over he was holding his neck. There was a fair sized lump popping out, and the guard asked for a razor blade and cut this lump. Out crawled a few cockroach's that had decided to burrow in his neck, via his ear or mouth.

Nice hey, if you get the chance read his book its brilliant.

not nice mate   

i have heard of eggs being laid under the skin and then hatching but thats gruesome

Maybe they were eggs to begin with 

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maybe they were, its a horrible thought mate

[daxy1]

he looks like this

feckin hell peewee thats the tw@t scary scary things!!!!!

[kazza 1]

I live in a 2nd floor flat and you can hear the wee feckers in between our ceiling and the flat above. They come induring the winter to stay warm. In March this year i came home to check out something on my computer and one ran past my living room door, into the electric cupboard and away. So my other half went and got traps and put peanut butter on them. So we waited for weeks to get the wee bugger but the traps where always empty.
We went out a few weeks later and came home a bit worse for wear and I was busting to go to the loo. So I ran into the bathroom, went to the loo and there was the little mouse in the bath!!! It must have climbed up the towel I hang over the side and it fell in and could'nt get out again. My other half put it in a tin with a lid and threw it in the bin (outside) Have not had one since, but we keep the traps down just incase.

[Rafa D]

ive contained the little fecker  in the bottom of my cubboards with excessive use of duct tape, six traps went in today with him and 2 glue traps, if I catch that little , im gonna cut its tail of , drop it in paint and let it go and tell all his over mice buddies not to feck with rafa dodd,

Daxy, dont feed your cat for a few days and get it ready if the traps dont work mate, its goin in rambo style!!! 

[zarababe]

Hey right I have a fuecking real world problem for you all, last nite iwent to the asda toget some biccys after teh discussion last night. When I came home with my flatmate, we walked in the kitchen and a feckin mouse ran across the floor!!

I shitttre myself, my house is always clean and I have a feckin mouse in my kitchen!!!

So anyways we pulled everthing out and finally we have the mouse contain thanks to duct tape,but what the feck should i do to get rid, anyone had this problem, i phoned pest control but they said all they do is lay poison!! I want this muther fuker dead today, thinking of going to the rspca and buying a cat and lettin it go sick in there

Any thoughts?

Traps are the only things that work, they're immune to the poison 

It's not about cleanliness with rodents, at this time of the year especially they come in from the cold, up drains and in from the garden etc.

[Rafa D]

Hey right I have a fuecking real world problem for you all, last nite iwent to the asda toget some biccys after teh discussion last night. When I came home with my flatmate, we walked in the kitchen and a feckin mouse ran across the floor!!

I shitttre myself, my house is always clean and I have a feckin mouse in my kitchen!!!

So anyways we pulled everthing out and finally we have the mouse contain thanks to duct tape,but what the feck should i do to get rid, anyone had this problem, i phoned pest control but they said all they do is lay poison!! I want this muther fuker dead today, thinking of going to the rspca and buying a cat and lettin it go sick in there

Any thoughts?

Traps are the only things that work, they're immune to the poison 

It's not about cleanliness with rodents, at this time of the year especially they come in from the cold, up drains and in from the garden etc.

zara babe,   - i like the way that slips off the tongue lol

  Try telling tha tot me nan,

" its because you dont tidy up"

" coz you dont hoover enough"


etc etc    doin me nut in!!!

[zarababe]

Hey right I have a fuecking real world problem for you all, last nite iwent to the asda toget some biccys after teh discussion last night. When I came home with my flatmate, we walked in the kitchen and a feckin mouse ran across the floor!!

I shitttre myself, my house is always clean and I have a feckin mouse in my kitchen!!!

So anyways we pulled everthing out and finally we have the mouse contain thanks to duct tape,but what the feck should i do to get rid, anyone had this problem, i phoned pest control but they said all they do is lay poison!! I want this muther fuker dead today, thinking of going to the rspca and buying a cat and lettin it go sick in there

Any thoughts?

Traps are the only things that work, they're immune to the poison 

It's not about cleanliness with rodents, at this time of the year especially they come in from the cold, up drains and in from the garden etc.

zara babe,   - i like the way that slips off the tongue lol

  Try telling tha tot me nan,

" its because you dont tidy up"

" coz you dont hoover enough"


etc etc    doin me nut in!!!

Listen Rafa D, get a couple of traps, stick something tempting on there, like a piece of tomatoe or something sweet, 'SNAP' problemo resolved 

The most clean houses have them, the problem is that once they get in they get comfortable; poooh and urinate all over the place cos they have weak bladders.. so get a trap before 'Jerry' starts breeding.

Anno this cos I recently attended a food hygiene course