woof woof ! wrote:metalhead wrote:so whats up woof?
Well , don't tell anyone but my ringpiece was on fire this morning , I got through a thai red curry , a litre of vodka and 2 litres of coke watching last nights match . When I went for a dump this morning (it was actually more of a squirt) it was like pis'sing acid . I had to bu'gger myself with an ice cube to cool things down .
If truth be told I quite liked the sensation, I bet round about now, you're sorry you asked .
thats sounds like something ciggy would say

morning all













