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Postby Judge » Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:38 am

woof woof ! wrote:
metalhead wrote:so whats up woof?

Well , don't tell anyone but my ringpiece was on fire this morning , I got through a thai red curry , a litre of vodka and 2 litres of coke watching last nights match . When I went for a dump this morning (it was actually more of a squirt  :D  ) it was like pis'sing acid . I had to bu'gger myself with an ice cube to cool things down .

If truth be told I quite liked the sensation   :D  , I bet round about now, you're sorry you asked .



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thats sounds like something ciggy would say :D :D


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Postby metalhead » Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:24 am

morning judge
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Postby Judge » Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:42 am

morning metalhead :)
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Postby babu » Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:17 am

its friggin nigth you muppets
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Postby Judge » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:36 pm

happy night then muppet :D
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:46 pm

just a thought, if tim howard tells the ref to "funk off you kunt" will he get away with it because of his tourettes, and if so should we have craig bellamy diagnosed with the illness

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Postby JBG » Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:00 pm

Why is there a little albino man having a crafty W*nk at the bottom of peewee's posts? ???
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:02 pm

hes great isnt he, at first it looks like hes sat on a toilet with a  plunger Image

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Postby JBG » Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:04 pm

Yes, when I first saw him I thought he was cleaning the jacks. :laugh:
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:06 pm

he's cleaning his pipes mate  :D
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Postby Dom1 » Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:51 pm

whats a strange shapen plunger.
when you're 4-0 up..
you should never lose 7-1
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Postby Rafa D » Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:06 pm

JBG wrote:Why is there a little albino man having a crafty W*nk at the bottom of peewee's posts? ???

PMSL JBG  - Crafty !!!
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Postby Dundalk » Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:10 pm

He is just building his arm up with muscle, fair play to him I say :;):
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Postby Judge » Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:57 am

morning :)
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Postby Ciggy » Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:29 am

Mornin all  :cool:
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