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Postby Ciggy » Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:31 pm

peewee wrote:so anyway this bloke goes to blackpool and checks into a guesthouse, the first morning he goes downstairs for breakfast, the landlady asks what he wants and he says " i will have sausage egg and beans please'.
so he finishes and again asks for 'sausage egg and beans', he eats this meal also and the asks for beans on toast. he eats this and asks for a  second helping which he promptly eats.

then he leaves the guest house, walks to blackppol tower, goes up to the top, jumps off and kills himself.

the police go to the guest house and tell the landlady and she says "I cant understand that, he was full of beans when he left here"









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Might have been Judge his new birds from Blackpool  :D
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Postby thegreedo » Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:37 pm

Ciggy wrote:Might have been Judge his new birds from Blackpool  :D

Judges new bird's from blackpool?

There's so many drag acts in that town he was bound to pull one eventually Cigg! :eyebrow
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Postby account deleted by request » Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:40 pm

Have you seen the new film thats out Dawson " snakes on a train" imdb link
Sounds like its cr*p though not classy like "snakes on a plane "
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Postby dawson99 » Sat Aug 19, 2006 11:49 am

snakes on a plane will be the best :censored: movie ever made!!!
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Postby adamnbarrett » Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:01 pm

dawson99 wrote:snakes on a plane will be the best :censored: movie ever made!!!

but the idea is so fucking simple  :D
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Postby dawson99 » Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:19 pm

i just remembered why i hated first day of the season, the whole thread is already moaning and asking for rafa to quit im sure :laugh:

newbies, cucking funts the lotta them :p
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Postby account deleted by request » Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:03 pm

dawson99 wrote:i just remembered why i hated first day of the season, the whole thread is already moaning and asking for rafa to quit im sure :laugh:

newbies, cucking funts the lotta them :p

Its not only the newbies There are some rude no nothing to$$ers who have been here longer than me.
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Postby dawson99 » Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:08 pm

moi? :;):
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Postby account deleted by request » Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:16 pm

dawson99 wrote:moi? :;):

No you clown!!!! :laugh:
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Postby metalhead » Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:17 pm

whats up dudes?
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Postby account deleted by request » Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:21 pm

Just licking our wounds and chilling :cool:
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Postby dawson99 » Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:26 pm

we is all chilling. at 530 im getting pi$$ed :O
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Postby metalhead » Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:26 pm

hehe thats cool  :D

enjoyed the game really, I really wished that Liverpool in the first half played like they were in the 2nd half.
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Postby dawson99 » Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:31 pm

yeah but what can u do?

im just waiting for tuesdays result now to be honest, need that champs league footy
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Postby account deleted by request » Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:33 pm

I honestly cant see any problems against Haifa but then again iv lost my glasses :D
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