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Shes in the bedroom now , waiting expectantly














for repeats of big brother no doubt

[dawson99]

the daswson hates big brother.

the dawson thinks metalhead and saint should get wasted

[metalhead]

Shes in the bedroom now , waiting expectantly














for repeats of big brother no doubt

there there

there is always another day

[metalhead]

the daswson hates big brother.

the dawson thinks metalhead and saint should get wasted

metalhead is thinking of drinking 2 glasses of arak, but the problem is that metalhead's dad has already finished the bottle of arak

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good call on Arsenal Dawson 1-1

[metalhead]

the daswson hates big brother.

the dawson thinks metalhead and saint should get wasted

metalhead is thinking of drinking 2 glasses of arak, but there is no more arak because metalhead's dad and his friends already finished the whole bottle of arak

[dawson99]

if u only drink one is it called an arak?

would it shade u from the rain?

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if u only drink one is it called an arak?

would it shade u from the rain?

Thats an anorak worn by trainspotters and Star Wars Fans. What colour is yours Dawson? 

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Well gotta go - duty calls (hopefully ):D

[metalhead]

if u only drink one is it called an arak?

would it shade u from the rain?

yeh mate 

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I have just seen your fashionable fantasy league team kit Dawson.

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[Judge]

goo morning all

in a minute im off for the week, be back 1 week tomorrow. that may please some people but i dont care.

for those who are with the human race, have a nice week all

[woof woof !]

Where you off to Judge ?    (just so we can warn them    )

[dawson99]

GOO morning to you too judge

where you off too? and whio u been pi$$ing off this time?