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Postby stmichael » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:55 am

Any chance we can get Jim White and 25,000 fat whoppers into Anfield where Dirk can be presented?

"Ok, cheer if yer love this reelly big cloob. Give us a cheer fir yer knew signin' Dirk Kuyt everybody.

This cloob is massive. Who are Noocastle?"

Cue: 25,000 fat whoppers taking off their shoes and cheering.
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Postby 7_Kewell » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:05 pm

finally this whole saga is at an end....











and a certain someone won't be forced to change his name  :D
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Postby stmichael » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:10 pm

7_Kewell wrote:a certain someone won't be forced to change his name  :D

it was never in doubt. :rasp

welsh wizzard told me he was signing ages ago :oops:  :D

incidentally, with regards to songs for kuyt, we must be able to adapt "Let's go Fly a Kuyt" from mary poppins somehow.

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Postby Effes » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:15 pm

stmichael wrote:Any chance we can get Jim White and 25,000 fat whoppers into Anfield where Dirk can be presented?

"Ok, cheer if yer love this reelly big cloob. Give us a cheer fir yer knew signin' Dirk Kuyt everybody.

This cloob is massive. Who are Noocastle?"

Cue: 25,000 fat whoppers taking off their shoes and cheering.

Can anyone explain this please?....
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Postby Festy » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:19 pm

GOAT wrote:We officially have the ugliest strikeforce in the prem  :D

Oh comm'n Kuyt is not that ugly. :D


Kuyt!!!YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!  :buttrock  :bowdown

Welcome to Anfield Mr. Kuyt. This now completes our squad for 2006-07 season.  :wwww
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Postby GOAT » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:23 pm

League title here we come  :buttrock

Nah lets be realistic here...we're assured of the quadruple now! :buttrock   :D
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Postby Festy » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:24 pm

Effes wrote:
stmichael wrote:Any chance we can get Jim White and 25,000 fat whoppers into Anfield where Dirk can be presented?

"Ok, cheer if yer love this reelly big cloob. Give us a cheer fir yer knew signin' Dirk Kuyt everybody.

This cloob is massive. Who are Noocastle?"

Cue: 25,000 fat whoppers taking off their shoes and cheering.

Can anyone explain this please?....

I'm still trying to decode it. :p
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Postby desperado0831 » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:39 pm

Thank God The Saga Finally Ends.

No.18-21 are available. Which 1 you would like to put on your jersey,dirk?
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Postby NiftyNeil » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:43 pm

Kuyt is sure to become the new Sami Hyypia
i.e. He'll have a different name depending on which channel the match is on.

BBC = Hoopia
ITV = Herpia
Sky = Hippia

Maybe they have to bid on which name they can use, just like the rights to screen live games.
Sky would obviously pay for the "gold" package and call him Kowt. That would leave the BBC and ITV fighting over the silver and bronze packages - being Kite and Koyt respectively.
I wonder when the bidding begins?   ???

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Postby Ciggy » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:45 pm

Effes wrote:
stmichael wrote:Any chance we can get Jim White and 25,000 fat whoppers into Anfield where Dirk can be presented?

"Ok, cheer if yer love this reelly big cloob. Give us a cheer fir yer knew signin' Dirk Kuyt everybody.

This cloob is massive. Who are Noocastle?"

Cue: 25,000 fat whoppers taking off their shoes and cheering.

Can anyone explain this please?....

Shoes off if you love the toon, whoppers
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Postby Festy » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:46 pm

desperado0831 wrote:No.18-21 are available. Which 1 you would like to put on your jersey,dirk?

No. 20. Thank you very much. :D
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Postby supersub » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:50 pm

Effes wrote:
stmichael wrote:Any chance we can get Jim White and 25,000 fat whoppers into Anfield where Dirk can be presented?

"Ok, cheer if yer love this reelly big cloob. Give us a cheer fir yer knew signin' Dirk Kuyt everybody.

This cloob is massive. Who are Noocastle?"

Cue: 25,000 fat whoppers taking off their shoes and cheering.

Can anyone explain this please?....

Referrence to the ridiculous sky tv coverage of Michael Owens move to Newcastle
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Postby tubby » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:04 pm

supersub wrote:
Effes wrote:
stmichael wrote:Any chance we can get Jim White and 25,000 fat whoppers into Anfield where Dirk can be presented?

"Ok, cheer if yer love this reelly big cloob. Give us a cheer fir yer knew signin' Dirk Kuyt everybody.

This cloob is massive. Who are Noocastle?"

Cue: 25,000 fat whoppers taking off their shoes and cheering.

Can anyone explain this please?....

Referrence to the ridiculous sky tv coverage of Michael Owens move to Newcastle

Yeah that was so strange.....

Still welcome Dirk!!!!!!!!!

I dont think he will play on Saturday but surley the next game.
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Postby supersub » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:16 pm

Newcastle have just announced to the 25,000 fans in the ground to go home....there will be no player arriving today.
Jim White leaves Tyneside to return to Sky studios
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Postby kunilson » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:19 pm

welcome!

Hope/pray he settles in well at the premiership..
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