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by **jonnymac1979** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:15 pm

Rafa-Dodd wrote:RUSS THE BUS!
RUSS THE BUS!

Who is russ the bus you might ask?

Russ the bus is a legend who frequents the railway network I work on. He goes round all the stations cleaning them for 50p and goes the shop for 50p or for your tea for a bag of chips.

Russ the bus is sound

What rail network? Merseytravel?

He's not that srange fella who has been getting the train for about the last fifteen years between Orrell Park and Kirkdale and just sits off all day and all the staff and drivers on the trains know him is it? If it's him he bugs me him. I always see him. He just gets on trains and then gets off and never seems to have a destination. I think he just likes trains. All the inspectors and everything are always letting on to him.

Sounds like a story from Bart's People off The Simpsons doesn't it?

Why trains though for fuck's sake. Trains are the bane of my life. I tend not to use buses no more because of the aggravation they used to give me. Thank fuck I'm getting a car next month.

by **woof woof !** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:11 am

jonnymac1979 wrote:Trains are the bane of my life. I tend not to use buses no more because of the aggravation they used to give me. Thank fuck I'm getting a car next month.

Yeah Jonny , welcome to a whole new world of aggravation .
Been a long time since I drove in Liverpool but London is a f'ucking nightmare, in some parts it's actually quicker to walk !

by **babu** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:51 am

woof woof ! wrote:
jonnymac1979 wrote:Trains are the bane of my life. I tend not to use buses no more because of the aggravation they used to give me. Thank fuck I'm getting a car next month.

Yeah Jonny , welcome to a whole new world of aggravation .
Been a long time since I drove in Liverpool but London is a f'ucking nightmare, in some parts it's actually quicker to walk !

then u have to deal with these bastards.

from australia

by **laza** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:20 pm

Remember dont drive angry J-Mac

by **Ciggy** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:51 am

Whats happened to the forum loads of weirdos taken over :alien:

Think Ill dissapear again not my scene TBH :Oo:

by **babu** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:27 am

Ciggy wrote: Whats happened to the forum loads of weirdos taken over
Think Ill dissapear again not my scene TBH

it will get back to normal when the season starts.

by **laza** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:00 am

Ciggy wrote: Whats happened to the forum loads of weirdos taken over
Think Ill dissapear again not my scene TBH

hey I resemble that remark

You of all people CGGY know that this places ebbs and flows

by **stmichael** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:04 pm

quiet in here today :suspect:

by **stmichael** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:04 pm

ggggggooooooaaaaaalllllllllllllll

by **account deleted by request** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:10 pm

........too quiet, I think the real world is missing Dawson's insane ramblings.

by **112-1077774096** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:11 pm

yeah, it stinks, i think the toilet is blocked

by **woof woof !** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:29 pm

Where is Dawsino anyway ? and the Judge has been a bit quiet this week . Mind you he's probably stuck in UTUBE (typical ,

)

by **account deleted by request** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:33 pm

woof woof ! wrote:Where is Dawsino anyway ? and the Judge has been a bit quiet this week . Mind you he's probably stuck in UTUBE (typical , )

Dawsons in Scotland playing with Nessie (he said playing with his monster, but I presume thats what he meant)

by **taff** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:39 pm

Dawson is pillaging the high seas looking for treasure,

Little does he know me and Woof have hidden it in the jukebox

by **jkop** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:07 pm

s@int wrote:Some interesting and not so interesting facts

An elephant is the only mammal that cant jump.
A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why
Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode. (nice!)
The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was a Captain Kirk mask painted white.
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer

Yes very intresting :oops:

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