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Postby account deleted by request » Sun Aug 06, 2006 4:21 pm

peewee wrote:
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dawson99 wrote:sunny ... glasgow :D

I like Glasgow, in my ill spent youth I went out with a Glasgow girl for a while. Loved the city and the locals are mainly friendly. I WAS threatened with a razor once tho'. I soon sorted them out tho'. They wernt used to the footspeed I showed that night. I was 200 yards away before they even knew I had moved.

i went out with a scotish bird years ago, one day in the boozer i asked what she wanted and she said a pie and apple juice, so i went the bar and got her a pie and an apple juice. when i got back to the table she explained that she actually wanted a pineapple juice.

this actually happened

stupid accent



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I had a similar problem with a "curry out". When you go to an off licence they call it a "carry out" in Glasgow. I thought we were going for a meal. :D
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Postby account deleted by request » Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:14 pm

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dward wrote:How do you become a guru member?

you have to sleep with one of the mods or Ciggy,I was lucky  :D

I knew I shouldnt have have told you the secret Dward - Im no longer a Guru now.  :(
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Postby stmichael » Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:42 pm

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dward wrote:How do you become a guru member?

you have to sleep with one of the mods ,I was lucky  :D

in all fairness to jonny, he was absolutely sh#tfaced :D
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Postby account deleted by request » Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:49 pm

stmichael wrote:
s@int wrote:
dward wrote:How do you become a guru member?

you have to sleep with one of the mods ,I was lucky  :D

in all fairness to jonny, he was absolutely sh#tfaced :D

:laugh:
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Postby Judge » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:14 am

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Postby woof woof ! » Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:31 pm

Good moaning judge ?


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Postby stmichael » Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:21 pm

moaning woof. i was just pi$$ing boo :D
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Postby dward » Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:28 pm

Good morning everyone.

Have you seen the egg song?
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Postby babu » Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:05 pm

dward wrote:Good morning everyone.

Have you seen the egg song?

i actually watched and listened to the whole song.... i think i'll go kill myself now, thanks dward.
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Postby Judge » Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:53 pm

woof woof ! wrote:Good moaning judge ?


:D

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Postby account deleted by request » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:57 pm

babu wrote:
dward wrote:Good morning everyone.

Have you seen the egg song?

i actually watched and listened to the whole song.... i think i'll go kill myself now, thanks dward.

:D
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Postby Rafa D » Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:25 pm

RUSS THE BUS!
RUSS THE BUS!


Who is russ the bus you might ask?

Russ the bus is a legend who frequents the railway network I work on. He goes round all the stations cleaning them for 50p and goes the shop for 50p or for your tea for a bag of chips.

Russ the bus is sound
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Postby account deleted by request » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:16 pm

Rafa-Dodd wrote:RUSS THE BUS!
RUSS THE BUS!


Who is russ the bus you might ask?

Russ the bus is a legend who frequents the railway network I work on. He goes round all the stations cleaning them for 50p and goes the shop for 50p or for your tea for a bag of chips.

Russ the bus is sound

50p ? You mean b'stard  :D
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Postby account deleted by request » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:06 pm

Some interesting and not so interesting facts

An elephant is the only mammal that cant jump.
A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why
Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode. (nice!)
The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was a Captain Kirk mask painted white.
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer
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Postby account deleted by request » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:08 pm

Now can you guess which of the following are true and which are false?


Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.
A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.
People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.
When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!
Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.
Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.
The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
The toothbrush was invented in 1498
The average housefly lives for one month.
40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.
The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.
Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.
The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.
John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie."
Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.
In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.
The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.
Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.
Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.
If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.











Ready to see how many you got correct?  They are all true. . . . Now go back and think about #16
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