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by **Roger Red Hat** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:52 am

It's obvious that Cisse calls us all to chat about football so lets hear your funny ones. Start each post with :

Cisse called me...

by **Roger Red Hat** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:53 am

Cisse called me... said he'd rather play for Everton than Spurs, but only if they stump up £21million cos 'he's worth it'.

by **mitch22** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:08 am

cisse called me ................ for an hour on 0800 reverse the cheeky B@stard

by **tommycockles** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:12 am

cisse called me as he'd had trouble sleeping due to some Spurs fan nicknamed 'Yidofcourse' banging on his front door screaming "BUT I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND. NO-ONE APPRECIATES YOU LIKE I WILL!!"

He said it's nice to be appreciated but when it borders on dillusional he's getting quite scared!!

by **112-1077774096** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:14 am

cisse called me a kunt

by **tommycockles** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:15 am

peewee wrote:cisse called me a kunt

no that was Judge!!

oh and Lando!!

by **mitch22** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:20 am

Cisse called me ........... to say he f.uckin hates pringles and only did the advert for money

by **neil** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:26 am

cisse called me and said the leaves in his back garden have gone

by **hawkmoon269** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:49 am

Cisse called me......so I hung up

by **dward** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:50 am

cisse called me and said some guy called yidofcourse wanted to borrow his red suit for his homosexual marriage.

by **Judge** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:09 am

cisse called me and told me he wanted to warm tommys cockles

by **Leonmc0708** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:31 am

Cisse called me ...... Leon, so gets one point.

by **mitch22** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:49 am

cisse called me ......... and asked how much a 25 yr old broken legged footballer would go for on ebay

by **mitch22** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:33 pm

and said "help my heads swollen"

by **daxy1** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:16 pm

cisse called me......and said stop robbin me mams groggs off the line.. :oops:

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