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by **drummerphil** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 8:55 pm

I had a golden retriever once that would follow you everywhere like a shadow.

I named it Hank as in Hank Marvin.....

by **The Ace1983** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:12 pm

I had two goldfish when I was a kid called Humpty and Dumpty (hence my porn name). We also had a cat called Una (named so because she was the first of her litter and my mum can speak several spanish dialects) and I always wondered how it never got hold of the fish. I said the same to my mum a couple of years back and she revealed that there had been about 7 Humptys and 5 Dumptys. The one thing that cat was good at was killing things. I miss her...

by **Igor Zidane** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:34 pm

I had a hamster once called King Kenny ,but it had babies so i called it Queen Kenny.

by **Paul C** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:44 pm

I had a goldfish call Sammy Lee when I was a kid, it's only recently my parents told me I had about 7 Sammy's until I actually found it d3ad one morning

by **drummerphil** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:46 pm

i had a dog with no legs called woodbine......i use to take it out for a drag.....

by **Lionheart** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 11:33 pm

Two cats called Benson & Hedges.

by **112-1077774096** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:55 am

me and my sister had a cat called snagglepus. we were kids when we got her and she lived to 18 years old. snagglepus is a good name when your a kid but when you are an adult sat in the vets waiting room and the shout "mr peewee, can you bring snagglepus in" and everyone sniggers at you then its not so funny.

im sure that cat would still be alive today if i hadnt run it over

by **Lando_Griffin** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:59 am

Peewee - you are an oddball.

My dog is called Tommy (I got him when he was 3-ish), but I call him allsorts of names, and he answers to them all!!!!

Tomsubious, sh*tter-bowen, dickhead, nobhead, sh*tter, gay-boy, jibber-bowen and jabber-bowen.

The best name I came up with was "Killer", which i use when I'm walking him and another dog-owner comes the other way.

The irony is that he's scared of everything, and the other dog (no matter the size/ilk) tends to chase after Tommy while the little b*stard whimpers!!!!!!!!!

They only want to play!!!!!!!!!

by **dawson99** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:54 am

when i was younger we had 3 fish. my sis called them the guys from bros, i called them the gals from bananarama.

also had two dogs, jay and silent bob

by **Lionheart** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:53 am

I had a patient who called their new born son Justin Casey...the sad/funny part was that they had the surname, Burns...Justin Casey Burns!!! :laugh:

Don't make me explain it...they didn't see the funny side of it either!!!

by **Roger Red Hat** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:01 pm

I had a dog called fire. Imagine standing on your doorstep at midnight shouting FIRE! FIRE! - watch all the lights come on

by **Redman in wales** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:03 pm

my parents got a chocolate labradore and my mum decide to call her muffin (as in chocolate muffin)

... she take it for walks and when it runs off, she calls 'MUFF, here MUFF, ...... COME HERE MUFF'

by **LFC #1** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:05 pm

drummerphil wrote:i had a dog with no legs called woodbine......i use to take it out for a drag.....

by **82-1074641017** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:17 pm

Tarquin?

by **Judge** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:27 pm

cooking fat

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