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by **ivor_the_injun** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:27 pm

The users of the www.liverpoolfc-newkit.co.uk forums are tonight celebrating the achievements of their fellow member, Leonmc0708.

Leon, aged 27, and a member of the forums for just over two years, has today reached the enviable total of 5000 posts "which serve no purpose other than to query whether new topics started by other users should in fact have taken the form of posts added to months-old topics". This achievement, a first for the forum, is all the more impressive as he's only made 5584 posts in total, with 550 of the remainder bitching and moaning about other types of minor quibbles regarding posts by fellow members.

Fellow users of the lfcnewkit forum have set up a Paypal account for Leon, which they hope will accrue enough money to pay for Leon's first blowjob. Unfortunately, these plans may yet not come to fruition, as the rent boys of Liverpool complained en masse that "there's no way we're letting that w*nker's mouth round any of our c*cks, however much money you throw at us".

Leon was unavailable to comment, as Deal Or No Deal was on.

Oh, and one player left Liverpool and another two arrived today. But obviously that's not important.

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:28 pm

ivor_the_injun wrote:The users of the www.liverpoolfc-newkit.co.uk forums are tonight celebrating the achievements of their fellow member, Leonmc0708.

Leon, aged 27, and a member of the forums for just over two years, has today reached the total of enviable total of 5000 posts "which serve no purpose other than to query whether new topics started by other users should in fact have taken the form of posts added to months-old topics". This achievement, a first for the forum, is all the more impressive as he's only made 5584 posts in total, with 550 of the remainder bitching and moaning about other types of minor quibbles regarding posts by fellow members.

Fellow users of the lfcnewkit forum have set up a Paypal account for Leon, which they hope will accrue enough money to pay for Leon's first blowjob. Unfortunately, these plans may yet not come to fruition, as the rent boys in Liverpool complained en masse that "there's no way we're letting that w*nker's mouth round any of our , however much money you throw at us".

Leon was unavailable to comment, as Deal Or No Deal was on.

Oh, and one player left Liverpool and another arrived today. But obviously that's not important.

by **stoney** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:29 pm

by **JC_81** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:31 pm

by **adamnbarrett** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:32 pm

but I sense a yellow card for ivor :oops:

by **tommycockles** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:37 pm

adamnbarrett wrote:

but I sense a yellow card for ivor

calling for a yellow card- you're no better than Ronaldo!!

by **adamnbarrett** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:39 pm

tommycockles wrote:
adamnbarrett wrote::

but I sense a yellow card for ivor

calling for a yellow card- you're no better than Ronaldo!!

it should go to roberts instead

by **RedorDead** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:40 pm

ivor_the_injun wrote:The users of the www.liverpoolfc-newkit.co.uk forums are tonight celebrating the achievements of their fellow member, Leonmc0708.

Leon, aged 27, and a member of the forums for just over two years, has today reached the total of enviable total of 5000 posts "which serve no purpose other than to query whether new topics started by other users should in fact have taken the form of posts added to months-old topics". This achievement, a first for the forum, is all the more impressive as he's only made 5584 posts in total, with 550 of the remainder bitching and moaning about other types of minor quibbles regarding posts by fellow members.

Fellow users of the lfcnewkit forum have set up a Paypal account for Leon, which they hope will accrue enough money to pay for Leon's first blowjob. Unfortunately, these plans may yet not come to fruition, as the rent boys in Liverpool complained en masse that "there's no way we're letting that w*nker's mouth round any of our c*cks, however much money you throw at us".

Leon was unavailable to comment, as Deal Or No Deal was on.

Oh, and one player left Liverpool and another arrived today. But obviously that's not important.

Was there really any need for a new thread on this?.....it should have been added to one of the thousand threads already out there with complaints on Leon's attitude!!!!

by **ivor_the_injun** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:40 pm

adamnbarrett wrote::D

but I sense a yellow card for ivor

You know what, it'd almost be worth it. The number of threads that are punctuated with all this bitch, bitch, bitching from the guy... he should either apply to be a mod or just get over it. His moaning is getting even more tedious than some of the repeat postings.

by **7_Kewell** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:49 pm

by **tubby** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:21 pm

ivor_the_injun wrote:The users of the www.liverpoolfc-newkit.co.uk forums are tonight celebrating the achievements of their fellow member, Leonmc0708.

Leon, aged 27, and a member of the forums for just over two years, has today reached the enviable total of 5000 posts "which serve no purpose other than to query whether new topics started by other users should in fact have taken the form of posts added to months-old topics". This achievement, a first for the forum, is all the more impressive as he's only made 5584 posts in total, with 550 of the remainder bitching and moaning about other types of minor quibbles regarding posts by fellow members.

Fellow users of the lfcnewkit forum have set up a Paypal account for Leon, which they hope will accrue enough money to pay for Leon's first blowjob. Unfortunately, these plans may yet not come to fruition, as the rent boys of Liverpool complained en masse that "there's no way we're letting that w*nker's mouth round any of our c*cks, however much money you throw at us".

Leon was unavailable to comment, as Deal Or No Deal was on.

Oh, and one player left Liverpool and another two arrived today. But obviously that's not important.

by **Sabre** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:28 pm

All my respects to Leon, a couple like him are needed everywhere to keep the things under control.

keep it coming mate. :bowdown

by **48-1119859832** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:29 pm

Sabre wrote:All my respects to Leon, a couple like him are needed everywhere to keep the things under control.

keep it coming mate.

There's always one who feels the need to crouch down and pucker up.

by **Sabre** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:32 pm

That's your view, which btw, I couldn't care less about it.

I don't care being against everyone else's opinion, if I think that's the right thing to do. The easiest thing to do in this thread is to laugh the original joke, isn't it?

by **JC_81** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:38 pm

Sabre wrote:All my respects to Leon, a couple like him are needed everywhere to keep the things under control.

keep it coming mate.

Leon would tell you yourself Sabre, WRONG THREAD. This one's for insults :laugh:

Nah, seriously I can see where Leon is coming from most of the time, but it's the mods' job to police this place, nobody else. Still, the odd sarcastic comment adds to the comedy value of the forum sometimes :laugh:

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