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Postby The Ace1983 » Fri May 19, 2006 1:54 pm

I do love it when petty crime goes wrong. Two of my favourite stories involve these no-nuts prats getting their come upence. Some bloke in America picked this other blokes pocket and started to run away with his wallet. The only problem was that the wallet belonged to Maurice Green, the same Maurice Green who held the 100 metre sprint record. The pick-pocket got about ten yards apparently.  :laugh:

Then there was this other bloke in Wales who heard that his ex-girlfriend had a new boyfriend. He wasn't best pleased, and a bit more than jealous, so he gets the new boyfriends number and calls him up, saying something like "Meet me in the car park in 20 minutes and I'm gonna kick the sh!t into you". So he turns up, and out of a flash car steps the new boyfriend. It's Joe Calzaghe. THE Joe Calzaghe. It wasn't a very long fight apparently. :D
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Postby Woollyback » Fri May 19, 2006 2:17 pm

a few lads i knew at uni were p*ssed up at haydock races once and started a fight with some little bloke who unbeknown to them was dave boy macauley (very promising young boxer from about 10/15 years back), who promptly put all three of them on their @rses  :D
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Postby The Ace1983 » Fri May 19, 2006 2:37 pm

Lessons in self defence.

It's actually useful stuff this, but this guy is such a freak. BANG!  :D
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Postby daxy1 » Fri May 19, 2006 2:51 pm

this bloke is nutts theace1983 ive seen him live in a cage fight he's awsome very angry good to watch
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Postby Dundalk » Fri May 19, 2006 3:49 pm

Fair play to your man that other clown got what was coming to him
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Postby Bad Bob » Fri May 19, 2006 6:56 pm

The Ace1983 wrote:Lessons in self defence.

It's actually useful stuff this, but this guy is such a freak. BANG!  :D

PMSL....what a nut job!  :D


Back to this "happy slapping" stuff for a minute. Could some please explain this moronic behaviour for us living in foreign lands?  Dickweed, no-nothing punks actually walk around slapping people in the face for fun and expect no retaliation? WTF?  :help
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Postby Woollyback » Sat May 20, 2006 12:04 am

they just tw@t a complete stranger out of the blue and their mates film it on their phones. nice  :suspect:

it seemed to be a bit of a craze last year but not so much now. maybe it'll catch on in canada in about 20 years when you realise frosted denim & a mullet is not a good look  :;):
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