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by **The Ace1983** » Sun May 07, 2006 2:16 pm

Ruud Van Nistelrooy has walked out on Man Utd today in a rather mysterious fashion and Phil Thompson reckons he's heading our way.

On the one hand, he's an accomplished, 30 goal a season striker and probably the most deadly man in a six yard box.

On the other hand, IT'S FUNKING HORSEFACE! :angry:

I wouldn't want him if we were payed £5m to take the cheating, whining rat. He's scum now, and he will always be scum.

by **112-1077774096** » Sun May 07, 2006 3:12 pm

The Ace1983 wrote:a six year box.

thats a long time for a box

by **The Ace1983** » Sun May 07, 2006 3:36 pm

Have you never heard of a six year box?

Very common are six year boxes!

(I think I'll change that now)

by **112-1077774096** » Sun May 07, 2006 3:38 pm

The Ace1983 wrote:Have you never heard of a six year box? Very common are six year boxes!
(I think I'll change that now)

now it looks like i changed the 'quote'

:angry:

by **andy_g** » Tue May 09, 2006 10:09 am

so they've slapped a £10m price on him and we're one of a few clubs interested... apparently. i know he's been 'one of them' for a few years but at least he's had the good sense to tell them to shove it up their collective @rse. we've had one of theirs before and we need a top rate, deadly, premiership proven striker - and for that kind of money i'm not sure if there's anyone better...

by **JC_81** » Tue May 09, 2006 10:18 am

andy_g wrote:so they've slapped a £10m price on him and we're one of a few clubs interested... apparently. i know he's been 'one of them' for a few years but at least he's had the good sense to tell them to shove it up their collective @rse. we've had one of theirs before and we need a top rate, deadly, premiership proven striker - and for that kind of money i'm not sure if there's anyone better...

I really, really hate to say it Andy, but I think you're absolutely right about Horseface being exactly what we need right now. Proven premiership striker, dealy in the 6 yard box. Put him in our side and I'd be pretty confident we'd win the premiership next season to be honest.

Shame he's played for that shower of wa.nkers though. I really doubt Fergie would sell him to a rival anyway. His agent has been making noises about him going to spain for years, I bet he ends up over there.

by **red187** » Tue May 09, 2006 10:26 am

I would take him in a heart beat, not only is he a proven world clase striker, whos undeniable talent would get us the twenty to thirty goals a season we need to make us realistic challengers to chelsea, but he will be itching to prove sir alex wrong. Anyone who rejects him on the bias that he would be an ex united player is making an emotional judgement & not a footballing one

by **The Ace1983** » Tue May 09, 2006 10:52 am

I suppose, If they shunned him, wanting to replace him with Saha and left him out in the cold only to be taken in by us, who, though he was our enemy, we bring him back to top form and we beat Man Utd to the title next season with it going down to the last game where he scores against them! I could handle it then. It'd stil be Horseface, but I could handle it then.

by **Ola Mr Benitez** » Tue May 09, 2006 12:20 pm

The guy is class... I would love to have the funny long faced bloke at LFC

by **bunglemark2** » Tue May 09, 2006 12:36 pm

Ìf it's true that one of the reasons he has fallen foul of Ferguson i.e. because he has a Roy Keane work ethic and hates the poncing around of Ronaldo, then I'm sure that's right up RB's street. I read this morning that Ferguson wouldn't let him play in Keano's testimonial tonight in Manchester, and that the two of them are mates....I personally would have no objection to see him in Anfield, just like Marmby or whoever came over in the past (and I know Barmby was a Toffee)...

by **GLB1** » Tue May 09, 2006 1:32 pm

Full name "Rutgerus Johannes Martinius Ruud van Nistelrooy" aka Horseface. Would he do the job for us right now... YES Do we really want a Man U left over (No matter wat the reason is)... Hmmmm....

NOPE !!! Send him out to pasture PURLEASEEEEEE !!!

by **112-1077774096** » Tue May 09, 2006 3:50 pm

there is actually a picture of him leaving old trafford

by **Sabre** » Tue May 09, 2006 4:16 pm

Ruud Van Nistelrooy has walked out on Man Utd today in a rather mysterious fashion and Phil Thompson reckons he's heading our way.

Funny. Marca assures that Mancs have offered Horseface+18 M € (13M quid or so) for Torres.

I don't trust this summer stories at all, but I admit they're funny to read.

by **The Red Baron** » Tue May 09, 2006 4:26 pm

Get me Benitez on the phone

A few weeks on the beach should recharge my batteries

by **redsince2001** » Tue May 09, 2006 7:58 pm

r u mad ?? there's no way he is coming 2 LFC.Looks in terrible terrible form and will prove to be Mr Morientes number 2!

plus,there's no way Fergie will sell him to us.

Bottomline,I DONT WANT HIM AT LFC-END OF STORY!

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