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by **82-1074641017** » Sun May 07, 2006 1:46 am

If you ran out of Rubber Johnnies pick what would be the best substitute, Id go for the binbag, I wouldnt want my penis smelling of Walkers Cheese and Onion

by **112-1077774096** » Sun May 07, 2006 5:00 am

i told my bird once i had some flavoured condoms and i asked if she could guess the flavour, she said "cheese and onion", i said "i havent put one on yet"

by **The Red Baron** » Sun May 07, 2006 5:26 am

The morning after pill

by **The Ace1983** » Sun May 07, 2006 8:59 am

I shouldn't worry Roberts. You could get by with a fun size crunchie wrapper!!!

by **Woollyback** » Sun May 07, 2006 10:03 am

do her up the wrong 'un, problem solved but you might have a smelly kn0b in the morning

by **Woollyback** » Sun May 07, 2006 10:04 am

failing that you could always dash out proclaiming your mate needs a poo

by **Mikz** » Sun May 07, 2006 10:35 am

stretch n seal or cling film and an elastic band

by **82-1074641017** » Sun May 07, 2006 11:22 am

peewee wrote:i told my bird once i had some flavoured condoms and i asked if she could guess the flavour, she said "cheese and onion", i said "i havent put one on yet"

by **Mikz** » Sun May 07, 2006 12:40 pm

peewee wrote:i told my bird once i had some flavoured condoms and i asked if she could guess the flavour, she said "cheese and onion", i said "i havent put one on yet"

hilarious!

If mine was that flavour it would be legs behind the neck time

by **82-1074641017** » Sun May 07, 2006 1:13 pm

Mikz wrote:
peewee wrote:i told my bird once i had some flavoured condoms and i asked if she could guess the flavour, she said "cheese and onion", i said "i havent put one on yet"

hilarious!

If mine was that flavour it would be legs behind the neck time

Ive heard yours is Prawn Cocktail Mikz :wwww

by **112-1077774096** » Sun May 07, 2006 3:23 pm

Roberts wrote:
Mikz wrote:
peewee wrote:i told my bird once i had some flavoured condoms and i asked if she could guess the flavour, she said "cheese and onion", i said "i havent put one on yet"

hilarious!

If mine was that flavour it would be legs behind the neck time

Ive heard yours is Prawn Cocktail Mikz

scampi fries

:laugh:

by **Mikz** » Sun May 07, 2006 4:13 pm

salt n vinegar

Av definately heard salt quoted before..and add a drop or 2 of vinegar that didnt shake off

by **Lando_Griffin** » Mon May 08, 2006 6:04 am

Try shafting an ugly bird - you won't need a rubber then.

by **dawson99** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:48 am

a sandwich bag

also, u can use an alka seltzer, the tearing of the wrapper sounds the same as opening a condom plus if u r hungover u can use the alka seltzer too... of course there are other uses for the alka seltzer but thats for a different thread after the watershed

by **Lando_Griffin** » Tue May 09, 2006 2:36 am

Bubblewrap!!!!!

Brings a whole new meaning to "noisy sex"!!!!!

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