Best substitute for a condom - Vote

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Best substitute for a condom - Vote

Crisp Wrapper
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29%
BinBag
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71%
 
Total votes : 7

Postby 82-1074641017 » Tue May 09, 2006 8:21 pm

How about a cheesestring wrapper :laugh:
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Postby Rafa D » Thu May 11, 2006 7:13 pm

Use a sock. A sock on your cok oh yeh!!!
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Postby jkop » Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:13 pm

Clingfilm is the best.
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Postby [Dom2] » Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:31 pm

Mikz wrote:stretch n seal or cling film and an elastic band

you say that like you have tried already  :eyebrow
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Postby GOAT » Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:27 pm

[Dom2] wrote:
Mikz wrote:stretch n seal or cling film and an elastic band

you say that like you have tried already  :eyebrow

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Postby woof woof ! » Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:51 am

Condom or no condom I use a balloon .

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Postby Kash_Mountain » Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:04 pm

How about a rubber glove, you get 5 goes.  :D
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:20 am

I wouldn't fret about it roberts, you ain't gonna get a shag anyway! lol

use your hand like usual
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Postby CardinalRed » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:59 am

A bag of Pork Scratchings should be kept within arms reach of the bed... In an emergency scoff the crunchy little buggers and on with the bag.....  Nice! :eyebrow
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Postby Judge » Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:03 pm

Lee J wrote:I wouldn't fret about it roberts, you ain't gonna get a shag anyway! lol

use your hand like or do anal

too much info lee j :d

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Postby Dundalk » Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:26 am

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Postby 66-1120597113 » Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:16 am

Dundalk wrote:me

Oh feck...young Brendy feels like a walking contraception.............................How wrong are you mate!! Theres room for every seed...and some! :nod
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Postby stoney » Sat Sep 02, 2006 2:31 pm

The Ace1983 wrote:I shouldn't worry Roberts. You could get by with a fun size crunchie wrapper!!! :D

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